Just wanted to point things out. NOT MEANING ANY HARM TO KAGOM_JACK! JUST MAKIN FUNNY

What kinds of meat is on this Meat lovers pizza?

Sausage, pepperoni, and ham.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 3-11-89
Birthplace: Prince George's County, Maryland (born at Air Force base a few miles out of DC)
Current Location: New Ulm, Minnesota
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: British, German, French, and a mix of almost every other European country
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers and Soccer Cleats
Your Weakness: Jello
Your Fears: Being placed somewhere where nothing is familiar
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go to state on both my teams in soccer and get another girlfriend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want to sleep (only on school days)
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: Normally around 1030, otherwise when I feel like it on weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: My SNES (Big bro took it to college)
Pepsi or Coke: Both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl, but otherwise Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Used to, rarely anymore
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: I sing, I am horrible, but I sing
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: I try to
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Somewhat, at least I'm not as ugly as zagggon
Are you a Health Freak: Somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: Dad at times, Mom never
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not this month
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes (of all things, candy from a grocery store. Ferrero Rocher are good)
Ever been Drunk: Plenty of times
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Well, whenever I have been it was by good friends, and they were just playing around
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Accountant
What country would you most like to Visit: Equador
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Preferably brunette or dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long Hair
Height: Eh, not shorter than 5 feet
Weight: Average, on the skinnier side
Best Clothing Style: Not goth or grunge
Number of Drugs I have taken: Marijuana, quit though
Number of CDs I own: A few
Should Michael Jackson go to Jail?: Yep
Favorite Movie: Breakfast Club
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many

CREATE YOUR OWN CONDOM! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE BLOWJOBS! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Miscellaneous Stuffs
Favorite Band? Muse
Do you like cats? No
Do you like diet drinks? Eh, tastes like shit in a can, so hell no
Do you believe in God? Yeah
If so, what is you religion, assuming you have one? Lutheran
Evolution or Creation? Creation
What's your sexuality? Straight
What is most important to you? Friends
Braces, retainers, or neither? Had braces
Do you know what a furry is? Yes
Are you, yourself, a furry? Icky, No
Do you like furries? No, fuck no
Does "shing bang hang dang" make sense? No
If you said "Yes" to the above, did you do shrooms prior to this? No
Wanda Sykes or Bernie Mac? Wanda Sykes
Robin Williams or Jim Carrey? Robin Williams
Are you the anti-Christ? Well, my offering envelope number for church is 666, my number in soccer is 66, I hope I'm not the antichrist
Are you God? I wish
Is God a man or a woman, in your opinion? Male
Indoor plumbing or outhouses? Indoor plumbing
Which is worse?
Beijing or Nanjing? Beijing
Right Wing Fundamentalists or Priests? Equal
Hate or Lying? Hate
God or Satan? Satan
Science or Mythology? Science
Gay bashing or racism? Racism

I just thought this was funny.

It was taken from his myspace.