Isn't Napoleon cool?

But I know how to FUCKING use it.

If it wasn't for the British, Napeleon would've conquered the entire world.

And he started as a little kid who got made fun of in school

Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don : What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite : A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

YAY!!!! Go Brits...we rule..........Did you know, both Napoleon and Lord Nelson were left-handed...

Lol...Napoleon Dynamite was 30% funny...but it was gay 'cause it was pointless.

That's the beauty of it. It was pointless, but hilarious.

I thought it was funny when the principal told Pedro that he couldn't make pinatas of Summer, and then he said everyone in his country does it.

It's also hilarious when he asks Don for a Summer button and then he throws it down the hall and runs away. Lmao, the way he runs is so fuckin' funny.

I think that was honestly one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time.

Isn't Napoleon cool?

Sure. But he's nowhere near as cool as Black Jesus.

"Ever take that ride off some sweet jumps?"

"If you dont im gonna call the cops!" "Call the cops! Its a free country!" " God, maybe i will!"

Yes.

Muahahahaha

Man, you got like 3 feet of air that time!

I think that was honestly one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time.

Ever seen Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle?

Nope but I have heard good things and damn well want to see it.

Dont waste your time.

Just watch Napolean Dynomite again.

Nypolean>whitecastle ez..

It's not a waste of time... I've watched this movie sober and non-sober and both times I laughed my ass off.

My favorite part of the whole movie: They both get real high and decide to go to whitecastle. They walk out of their apartment and start down the hall. Kumar realizes he doesn't have his cellphone on him. He's like.. "Shit, where's my cellphone?" He looks back at the hallway and he says, "Damn, we've gone too far. Let's go." - That is so true.

Didn't the Russians stop Napoleon?

Technically yes.. they burned down their own capital so that he couldn't stay there. The winter hit and 500,000 troops froze to death.

Poor Napoleon.

I just watched Harold and Kumar, awsome movie. Anyone know if they will be making Harold and Kumar go to amsterdam?