What The Fuck?!?

I'm surprised you can still even post on Zelaron. Are your parents selling food stamps to pay for AOL now?

I dare someone to find one thread that Mantra has posted in in the past month that does not have some kind of gay sexual innuendo in it.

She was probably just trying to make it up to you for throwing up in your room.

I thought the exact same thing.


There is a huge house party tonight. Like everyone in my high school is going, fun times.

I'm going to a huge ass party in Oakland. So there will be a lot of niggers there. Which is good, because nigger-bitches know how to ride dick very well.
And they're all sluts (niggers), so that's good. <3

Oak town nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

That's just too hard, Zeal. It's quite impossible. Unless the floor tiles are female, which is unlikely.

You know how in the weird Languages like French etc. they give objects genders? Well, in French and German, Floor tiles are female. Does that count?

No, you lose 15 points. Your score is now -1099044579735703757.
KTHXDIE!

I dunno...maybe he should get half points? Like. -500830570239850235 instead?

I don't get it.

Last time points came up, I gained one from Grav. then lost it. Leaving my score at the highest any Zel. member had had it. 0. Though I had had 1. OK, the second highest a Zel. member had had it. What gave???

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Parties are only ever really good, if good things happen. And all the shit that should happen, doesn't.

Just in case you're confused, you are WAY in the negatives now. You're somewhere with D3v.

Whatever happened to that racist bastard?

Someone saw that picture of him and they decided to take the law into their own hands...

I don't really think anyone is missing him.

It's hard sticking around places where people won't give you much of a chance.

Sometimes, after a first and second chance has been given, people find it hard to give half a flying fuck about a person.

So where's that pic of himself he posted? I wanna see what he looks like.

Just in case you're confused, you are WAY in the negatives now. You're somewhere with D3v.

Where am I?

I bet a lot of the D2 nerds that type in l337 all the time are gender-confused.

Where am I?

-69, fucking ho.

Doubt it. Fight me.