Dante's Divine Comedy Test

Satan dwells within Level 9

No shit, I amass my army of demons in level 8, and then move to 9. Besides this is a crock of shit anyways... Dante's moral system was quite convuluted. So I go to hell because I kill animals and masturbate? Shut the fuck up Dante. Great literature? I'd rather read Cosmo while being pissed on by fat pregnant chicks.

well, what about you Ty? Where are you located in all of this?

Hes with me.

No shit, I amass my army of demons in level 8, and then move to 9.

Dude, if you were in 8, you'd be tormented in bonds...no chance of leaving, and it might be shit to you, but don't knock it down. I haven't had the chance of reading this book yet, and I will eventually...

Yes, I am most definitely with the one who has all the 'apples' and 'toppings'.

We well ring hells bells, then raise a little hell.

He will beat all who oppose him.

He will beat all who oppose him.

RAPE!!!!!You wont stand a chance.

I will be his first leutenant when i conquer from six down there. I will destroy all who oppose, my master.

Sov knows how its done... besides, what chance do the demon's stand? I am the second Jesus after all. Except evil.

and i will be his second leutenant, and will terminate all who oppose me...sov...and him...

Woot! I am in Purgatory, even though not such a place exists, nor do levels or hell. It's a simple thing, you go to heaven or hell.
Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

I am telling you, I am the HULK!!!!*attempts to transform*

I am so evil I will just kill you when you are finished doing my bidding. Wait, I forgot. This is Dante's moral evalutation, I don't kill people, I'll just have to masturbate all over them.

....too much information....

Why? Can't handle it?







p.s. You are black.

Woot! I am in Purgatory, even though not such a place exists, nor do levels or hell. It's a simple thing, you go to heaven or hell.

the thing is, the Catholics believe in Purgatory because of the Book of Maccabees, which all Protestants do not accept as Canonical because of the Rabbinical Council that denied certain books of the bible in order to spite Christianity at the time of the council.

Christian is a HUGE category, I am a WELS Lutheran. One heaven, one hell. simple as that. And we don't waste our money buying those indulgences to get out of purgatory because there is no such place.

Dude, no one in the Catholic church buys indulgences to get out of Purgatory. That was a bad thing on our part before the Council of Trent. No Catholic does it now and will not do it at any time in the present or future. So don't give me your bullshit about indulgences. it's a nullified practice.

Sorry, just going with Luther's time. Guess that was awhile ago, hmm, say 200-300 years ago? Anyways, let's not spam this up with argument of religion. It was a fire I sparked but don't want to go on because we could right 100's of pages of this stuff.

im lost..get back on topic...death, u will all die and rot in hell, u bastards!!.lol