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Posted 2004-03-30, 12:34 PM
Question #1: What does a cow have four of that a woman have only two of?

Question #2: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Question #3: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

Question #4: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?










































































YOU SICK PEOPLE STOP THINKING THAT, the answers are:

QUESTION 1: Legs
QUESTION 2: Coconut
QUESTION 3: BubbleGum
QUESTION 4: FireTruck
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Posted 2004-03-30, 12:46 PM in reply to Ganga's post "Thingies"
Oh my god. I'm a sex freak!

Acctually I dont get #2.
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Posted 2004-03-30, 03:17 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Oh my god. I'm a sex freak! ..."
kaos said:
Acctually I dont get #2.
This is because you aren't very smart.

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2004-03-30, 01:37 PM in reply to Ganga's post "Thingies"
I feel violated...
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Posted 2004-03-31, 12:39 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "I feel violated..."
#1-nipples
#2-coconut

I didn't notice there was another page.

Last edited by Dan XIII; 2004-03-31 at 12:42 PM.
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Posted 2004-03-30, 03:19 PM in reply to Ganga's post "Thingies"
"FireTruck" is actually two words, making it "Fire Truck". The question allows for a one-word answer, therefore #4 is incorrect, leaving it open to any sick-minded individual's manner of sex related answers.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
Raziel said:
er er LOL
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Posted 2004-03-30, 03:21 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting ""FireTruck" is actually two words,..."
I got #1.. wtf do cows have 4 of?
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Posted 2004-03-30, 03:24 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I got #1.. wtf do cows have 4 of?"
Nipples was what he was getting at, and oops if that was sarcastic...
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Posted 2004-03-30, 03:24 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I got #1.. wtf do cows have 4 of?"
Jizmo said:
I got #1.. wtf do cows have 4 of?
Legs If you got the answer why are you asking?
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Posted 2004-03-30, 03:34 PM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "Legs o_O If you got the answer why are..."
Legs? I thought it was tits...wtf. THESE ARE TRICK QUESTIONS!

All I can think of for number 2 is "cunt".
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Posted 2004-03-31, 06:37 AM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "Legs o_O If you got the answer why are..."
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Legs If you got the answer why are you asking?
I got the real answer. I was wondering what the "perverted" answer was as I was confused.
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Posted 2004-03-31, 12:00 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I got the real answer. I was wondering..."
Uh yeah, I could've swore I posted this basically right after you posted...

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Nipples was what he was getting at, and oops if that was sarcastic...
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Posted 2004-03-30, 03:23 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting ""FireTruck" is actually two words,..."
Heh, I got all them correct, what are you talking about? This is weird.
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Posted 2004-03-30, 05:23 PM in reply to Ganga's post "Thingies"
HA HA HA HA HA, that was awsome.
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Posted 2004-03-30, 05:27 PM in reply to Arkantis's post starting "HA HA HA HA HA, that was awsome."
Heh. La La
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Posted 2004-03-30, 05:44 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Heh. La La"
u dont get number 2? if u didnt know coconuts are kind of hairy and are oval and, u the juice inside is pretty good
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Posted 2004-03-30, 05:47 PM in reply to iceman887's post starting "u dont get number 2? if u didnt know..."
iceman887 said:
u dont get number 2? if u didnt know coconuts are kind of hairy and are oval and, u the juice inside is pretty good
In that case maybe you should of studied before the test, but I never study how Ironic.
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Posted 2004-03-30, 06:17 PM in reply to Arkantis's post starting "In that case maybe you should of..."
Arkantis said:
In that case maybe you should of studied before the test, but I never study how Ironic.
No, Arkantis... THIS was awesome:
DaFrigginDoctah said:
"FireTruck" is actually two words, making it "Fire Truck". The question allows for a one-word answer, therefore #4 is incorrect, leaving it open to any sick-minded individual's manner of sex related answers.
Good work DFD.
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