The Pickup Lines Thread

Is that a Gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

This one only works on Wednesdays and it has actually worked for me, find a girl with a good sense of humor and a couple of drinks in her and say:

"Hey beautiful, how would you like to be the hump in my hump day?"

"Do you use windex on your pants? cause i can see myself in them."

The best line ever...
"I have bagels... lets get naked."

random girl- "is that a gun in your pocket or are u just happy to see me?"
haplo- "actualy its a gun!"
unloads a clip in her face

Nice try haplo, but that was bad.

its from a movie. americas sweethearts. or sumthin like that.............................................. ..... yah

"By Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation, we're already attracted to eachother."

q-f2/b-c5

Universal Law of Gravitation = Fg = G m1 m2 / r^2

ok so umm, those last 2 post was pick up lines?? good luck O_o

Hello miss, would you do me the fine pleasure of escorting me to the homecoming dance?

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!

I just get to know them and ask. Pick up lines are gay...

"Can you leave? Cuz if i stare at you any longer i swear to GOd im gonna blow in my pants."

"That shirt looks very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming."

your father should be in jail. (she asks why) Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

It works every time for me!

hey i lost my phone number.....can i have yours???

*tells girl how he feels about her after getting to know her
that truely works, at least for a close friendship if nothing more

"By Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation, we're already attracted to eachother."

damn id like to see you get a girl with a line like that..

Sex is fun wanna have some?

*slap*

Goes home

Jacks off

Sleeps

Eats bagel bites

Wakes up

Sex is fun wanna have some? *slap* Goes home Jacks off Sleeps Eats bagel bites Wakes up

Fucking great pickup.