20 Questions

This 1's funny, i used "sphyncter/anus" as my word

13. Is it round? Yes.
12. Can it be painted? No. <-- well if u consider shit as paint
11. Can it make a sound? Yes.
10. Can you open it? Yes.
9. Is it used by the police? No.
8. Is it an abstract concept? No.
7. Does it grow over time? Yes.
6. Do most people use this daily? Yes.
5. Is it a synthetic material? No.
4. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? No.
3. Can you play with it? Yes.
2. Does it bring joy to people? Probably.
1. It is classified as Other.

Computer wins
Play Again
You were thinking of a sphincter.

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a pussy willow, a diamond earring, a womb, a butt (rear end), lips, a mouth, a urethra, puss, a fire, a can of soda, a grapefruit, an ass (donkey). LOL, Donkey?

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Uncommon Knowledge about a sphincter
Can it run fast? I say Probably. <-- lol! diarrhea! YES
Is it a vegetarian? I say Probably. <-- I hope he doesnt put vegetables inside :| this guy's under homosuspision
Does it provide protection? I say Yes. <--Protection form what?, gay male rapists?
Is it independent? I say Yes. <-- Hell yea, gotta find b-room quick uneless u wanna shit urself
Does it have one or more wheels? I say Probably. <-- Never saw an ass with wheels, wonder what this guy does on his spare time *smiles and slowly walks backwards towards the nearest exit*
Can it growl? I say Probably.
Does it roll? I say Yes. <-- Last time i checked my ass didn't roll
Is it larger than a country? I say Yes. <-- What have YOU been eating, SPAM?
Do you need batteries to use it? I say Yes. <-- Now i KNOW this guy's gay
Do you know any songs about it? I say No. <-- wtf, i heard plenty of songs bout asses
Do you use it with a computer? I say Yes. <-- Uneless u watch anal porn all the time :|
Is it shaped like a hot dog? I say Probably. <-- Umm.. No. well uneless ur talking of what comes out of it..
Does it shine? I say Probably. <-- WTF?!?!, ah, i understand, his gay friend.. must be spitshine
Do you look at it? I say No. <-- well, seems like this guy does
Can you use it with your friends? I say Doubtful. <-- Doubtful?, this guy is just trying to hide it.. does it use batteries?wheels? SHINE?!.. looks like he uses it with friends
Is it originally from Africa? I say Yes. <-- Just because it's brown for some dirty people doesn't mean it comes from africa


EDIT: This is kinda like a game too (and it says it's a game) so i moved with a redirect because it can be both, can't it?

Nice. Halarious.

That's some pretty funny stuff ex-mania.

Uncommon Knowledge about a black hole
Can liquids pass through it? I say No.
Is it an absolute state? I say Probably.
Do you eat it with Thanksgiving dinner? I say Yes.
Is it spotted? I say Probably.
Can you peel it? I say Yes.
Does it live in African grass lands? I say Probably.
Can it be used to put things together? I say Yes.
Is it usually sliced or carved? I say Yes.
Is it part of a set? I say Probably.
Does it spin? I say Yes.
Is it a part of something larger? I say Yes.
Can it live out of water? I say Probably.
Can it be measured? I say No.
Does it weigh more than 1 ton? I say Yes.
Is it hot? I say Probably.
Is it made of metal? I say No.

Most of those aren't uncommon knowledge.

Most of them are a little weird.

OMFG!!! i found a word it doesn't have!! a crack!!!, i was anwsering the questions and it first said "stain" then color pink.. then blue then it said i won :| cheap.. im sending a complaint and sueing them *pls dont take me seriously bout the sueing n complaint* but if u wanna find out urself go ahead lol

OMFG, another word... cleavage!! not in there!

You were thinking of the apocalypse.

Would you find it on a farm? You said No, I say Yes.
Can you find it in a church? You said No, I say Yes.
Is it annoying? You said No, I say Probably.
Does it make noise? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Is it made in many different styles? You said Unknown, I say No.
Is it usually visible? You said No, I say Yes.
Is it larger than a country? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Does it get really hot? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
You said it is classified as Unknown, I say Other.
Is it multicolored? You said Unknown, I say No.
Does it involve contact with other humans? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Does it make sound? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Does it live above ground? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Can it be heard? You said Unknown, I say No.
Is it outside? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Can it make a sound? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Is it heavier than a pound of butter? You said Unknown, I say Probably.
Does it weigh more than a duck? You said Unknown, I say No.
Is it usually colorful? You said Unknown, I say No.
Is it larger than a microwave oven(or bread box)? You said Unknown, I say No.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

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a month, armageddon, a devil, a cliff, a year, a dragon, a second (of time), a millennium (thousand years), a vacuum, a nightmare (bad dream), zero (number), heaven.

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Uncommon Knowledge about the apocalypse
Do you hold it when you use it? I say Probably.
Would you give it as a gift? I say Probably.
Does it use electricity? I say Probably.
Can it be painted? I say Probably.
Is it an emotion? I say Probably.
Is it found on a desk? I say Yes.
Does it produce light? I say Probably.
Is it cold? I say Probably.
Is it shiny? I say Yes.
Is it inorganic? I say No.
Is it located in the sky? I say Yes.
Can you get information by using it? I say Yes.
Does it shine? I say Yes.
Is it alive? I say Yes.
Can you read it? I say Yes.
Is it found in a bathroom? I say Probably.

THANKSGIVING DINNER?@!?!?!?!?! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking of hell but the game seems to not have that so I just clicked apocolypse.

THE WORD WAS BREAST!!

You were thinking of something to do with sex.
Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? You said Depends, I say Yes. <-- not if you saw the things i saw
Is it heavier than a pound of butter? You said Depends, I say Yes. <-- last time i saw a A cup sized tit i coulda swore it weighed less than a pound
Is it usually visible? You said Yes, I say No. <-- wtf? do you live in a church where nuns wear super huge thick clothes?
Does it contain a liquid? You said Depends, I say Yes. <-- not all women are pregnant u know!
Would you use it daily? You said Yes, I say No. <-- this person better be a girl!
Would you find it in an office? You said No, I say Yes. <-- i stand corrected
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

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breast milk, a whisker, a gland, a cloud, a pinky (finger), an elbow, a mullet, an eyelash, a family, a pillow <-- wouldnt mind sleeping on THIS pillow , a swan, an antler.

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Uncommon Knowledge about breasts
Is it heavy? I say Yes. <-- not all tits are tripple E
Would you pay to use it? I say Yes. <-- that's what nerds do =(
Is it found in mines? I say Probably.
Is it electronic? I say Probably. <-- sorry hunny not tonight, i have to go recharge my boobs! WTF
Does it have lights on it? I say Probably. <-- since when do ppl use them as lights? u been watching 2much dumn and dumber!
Is it used during meals? I say Probably. <-- ill use it during meals anyday
Can you ride on it? I say Yes. <-- those must be some huge titties!
Is it hot? I say Yes. <-- damn straight! theyre hot!
Is it delicious? I say Yes. <-- *suck suck* yeap! they are!
Is it tasty? I say Probably. <-- mmmm, skin!
Does it produce gas? I say Probably. <-- nipple fart? something else? who knows!
Is it a domesticated animal? I say Probably. <-- sorry, i gotta go take my pet breast for a stroll in the park!
Can you eat off of it? I say Yes. <-- i saw that happen *shakes can of ship cream*
Does it get hard? I say Yes. <-- THO ALL THE WAY!!
Is it slippery? I say Yes. <-- slippery? ah i see, after they're greased ofcourse!
Is it used in a casino? I say Probably. <-- commonly used to bribe security guards to leave girls alone after they're caught cheating



Penis

You were thinking of something to do with sex.
Is it formed from carbon? You said No, I say Yes.
Can you use it at school? You said Yes, I say No.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

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a muscle (body part), a urethra, a butt (rear end), body lotion, scissors, keys, a dik dik (African antelope), soda-pop, a tobacco pipe, a pinky (finger), a gland, a dime (10 cents).

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Uncommon Knowledge about a penis
Is it awake at night? I say Yes. <-- WetDreams?
Can you drink from it? I say Yes. <-- lol, whod wanna do that?!, oh yea!!! girlfriends
Can you eat off of it? I say Yes. <-- :| who eats off of a dick? cmon! wtf!?
Does it have feelings? I say Yes. <-- that's what crotches r known for! feelings! (no need to get into description!
Can it fit in an envelope? I say Yes.<-- for some ppl lol (msg was only meant for the 1% of girls who visit this forum) *note im joking*
Does it come from something larger? I say Yes.
Does it have a title? I say Yes. <-- Free Willy!
Do you use it when it rains? I say Yes. <-- i use it any time i want!
Is it symbolic? I say Yes. <-- Symbolic? its the sacred symbolic penis! get on ur knees and bow!
Is it round? I say Doubtful. <-- wtf... uneless ur dick is a big square im pretty sure its rounded
Does it get really hot? I say Yes. <-- hottest part of a guys b ody -(in temperature dumbasses i know what u were thinking) >=(
Does it come in specific sizes? I say No. <-- we al know that for sure
Is it addictive? I say Yes. <-- LFMAO!!! if this is a girl, plz, i need her number!
Is it spontaneous? I say Yes. <-- fuck yea! thats waht sucks about it =( *no pun intended*
Can you use it to hit something? I say Yes. <-- I 1nce used it to cocksmack some chick in the face to wake her up lol
Can it do tricks? I say Yes. <-- Really?!?! mine too! mine can do something called Urinate and Ejaculate!! WOW!

Didn't you already post the penis one? I think someone did.

Not me, but I made comments on the "uncommon facts about it"

I did a door:

29. I guess that it is a door? Yes
28. Does it have a long neck? Irrelevant
27. Is it an unstable compound? Irrelevant
26. Is it bigger than a human being? Yes
25. Could you send it in the mail? No
24. Can it be used for protection? Yes
23. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No
22. Would you find it on a farm? Yes
21. Can it be washed? Yes
20. I guess that it is a stapler? No
19. Does it have moving parts? Yes
18. Can you use it with your friends? Yes
17. Is it straight? Usually
16. Can you open it? Yes
15. Do you clean it regularly? No
14. Can you obtain information by using it? No
13. Is it made of multiple parts? Yes
12. Would you give it as a gift? Doubtful
11. Can it be placed on your head? No
10. Does it come in a pack? No
9. Is it usually colorful? Sometimes
8. Is it rectangular? Usually
7. Is it flat? Usually
6. Can you find it in a church? Yes
5. Is it something you plant? No
4. Do you hold it when you use it? Partly
3. Is it small? Sometimes
2. Would you find it in an office? Yes
1. Is it classified as? Other


And then I also did a penis, which made me crack up:

30. I guess that it is breasts? Close
29. I guess that it is a breast? No
28. Can you buy it at a store? Irrelevant
27. Is it in the cabbage family? No
26. Does it lift the spirits? Sometimes
25. Is it a synthetic material? No
24. Is it considered helpful to humans? Yes
23. Does it bring joy to people? Yes
22. Would you give it as a gift? Irrelevant
21. Can it fit in an envelope? Partly
20. I guess that it is a ball? No
19. Is it hard? Depends
18. Is it a common household object? Irrelevant
17. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Usually
16. Can it affect you (cause an effect to you)? No
15. Is it a specific type? No
14. Is it smooth? Usually
13. Is it rectangular? No
12. Does it burn? Yes
11. Can you play with it? Yes
10. Does it have writing on it? Sometimes
9. Can you bend it without breaking it? Usually
8. Is it considered valuable? No
7. Could it be found in a classroom? Yes
6. Is it straight? Depends
5. Was it used over 100 years ago? Yes
4. Does it help one accomplish tasks? Sometimes
3. Is it used for entertainment? Yes
2. Can you hold it? Yes
1. Is it classified as? Other

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


My word was PUSSY (vagina)

I am guessing that it is puss? then after i clicked Close it said "I am guessing it is a pussy willow? LOLOL!
Yes , No , Close

28. Can you control it? No.
27. Does it come in many varieties? No.
26. Can you open it? Yes.
25. Would you find it in an office? No.
24. Would you pay to use it? Doubtful.
23. Can you put something into it? Yes.
22. Is it man made? No.
21. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? No.
20. I guess it a water bed? No.
19. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
18. Is it comforting? Yes.
17. Do you use it at work? No.
16. Does it get wet? Yes.
15. Is it shiny? No.
14. Is it outside? No.
13. Do you use it in your home? Yes.
12. Is it used by the police? No.
11. Is it flat? Yes.
10. Does it come in different colors? Probably.
9. Is it tall? No.
8. Does it have writing on it? No.
7. Would you use it in the dark? Yes.
6. Can it be stolen? No.
5. Can it be washed? Yes.
4. Can you hold it? No.
3. Does it help accomplish tasks? Yes.
2. Is it something you bring along? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

Your having to much fun with this Ex-mania.

Uncommon Knowledge about a clitoris
Can you find it in a house? I say No.
Does it have buttons? I say Probably.
Is it electronic? I say Yes.
Is it originally from the Mediterranian? I say Probably.
Do you need batteries to use it? I say Probably.
Is it a renewable resource? I say Probably.
Can it be played? I say Probably.
Does it change colours? I say Yes.
Does it come in many varieties? I say No.
Can you mash it? I say Yes.
Does it smell sweet? I say Yes.
Is it addictive? I say Yes.
Does it have a good smell? I say Yes.
Does it smell good? I say Probably.
Is it red? I say Probably.
Can liquids pass through it? I say No

Moved to General Conversation.

It cant guess 'fan'. Ive tried everything and it doesnt get it.

I guess it can't do machines.