My guess is that it's all drug tests and protocol training to make sure you don't violate rules and know what they are. Maybe a physical because that pervy doctor wants to shove his hands where they don't belong. Without even buying you dinner first...
And how is sending young men to mature womens houses going to not make money? Either way scammers like that guy in the question mark suit who runs around trying to sell you his book that teaches you how to get money from the govt. is fake. Was it on that same level of fakeness?