World Record Thread

My wood defies gravity.

Sometimes me and my wood have deep conversation.

My wood pwned the pope.

My wood loves greenpeace.

My wood is the 7-14th dimension.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away... there was my wood.

My wood can split atoms.

My wood is the lord of the cockrings.

My wood has had gene doping.

My wood makes people cry.

Jesus was crusified on my wood.

My wood has people living in it.

My wood is labeled as a skyscrapper.

My wood has it's own sun and moon.

On the first day my wood created God.

My wood is able to cast magic missile +6.

My wood is an alcoholic.

My wood is actually not made from wood.

My wood is tired and goes to sleep.

Your wood has termites.