World Record Thread

Praise the lord you have found the path of the truly rightous.

Hallelujah!!

I find it eaiser to use the fridge...

So eat whatever's in the fridge.

My fridge is filled with milk, cheese, cucumber, sweet chilli sauce, spicy chilli sauce, eggs, butter, strawberry jam, corned beef, chicken filet, smoked salmon, tuna, mayonaise, apples, coca cola vanilla, orange juice, sausage, beef salad, ceasar salad and mustard.

Eeewwwww Vanilla Coke. Go with the chicken filet.

Mmmm, vanilla goodness...

God, I hate that stuff. Just has the worst aftertaste ever.

Never tried it...am I missing out???

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I got about 2 shelves of bacon in the fridge...and I probably won't have eaten it all by the time it goes out of date...

I hate that. Go buy some preservatives and shoot that pig full of it.
Ya vanilla coke is the shiznit!

Never tried it...am I missing out??? ---------- I got about 2 shelves of bacon in the fridge...and I probably won't have eaten it all by the time it goes out of date...

where the fuck do you live lenny

ya vanilla coke is the shit

Lancashire.

North-West England.

It's a somewhere off the coast of mainland Europe...

Somewhere unknow to all those but the resident inhabitants. Up until the turn of the century the Lancashires were a peacefull race of people much like the Atlantians, but now one man has discovered thier secret/

La, la , la, la, l,a! I like chips! and i like fish! and i like chicken, and pork, and beans! M M MM. La la la ala lal ala! I can't wait for the new botnet core! Heh heh heh. It's gunna B sweeeet. la la lal lal al allla.

I just ate milk.

Lancastrians...the people of Lancashire are called Lancastrians...

Such as the people of Manchester are Mancunians, the people of London are Londonians and the people of Liverpool are Scousers...

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I've realised I haven't been posting my little updates about the me and Jen situation that you asked for...

To be honest, I'm beginning to think that the only thing that can realisticly happen is us becoming good friends...

She likes someone else...that's something, she always likes someone else...yet it is never the same person...a few weeks ago it was a Chris...a month or so before that was a Josh...now it's a Ziggy...hmmm...weird thing the female mind...who knows how it really works...

Horrible thought...if she went on to a phase when she liked Dom...my god, I think I'd go crazy...and he wouldn't stop gloating even if his life depended on it...

That thought doesn't bear thinking about...

I can give you Jenny, if you give me your soul.

O-K...you're not crazy...

Thank you! Everybody keeps telling me I am, the doctor already put me on heavy medication and hypnotherapy.