World Record Thread

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I couldn't think up a word with "ie" so I spelled one wrong and hoped no one noticed.

ever met an evil bitch that wanted to hurt your friends?

No.

how about Internet Explorer


ok...i know that was dumb

14< Kagom_Jack 14> You aren't lying to me, are you?
14< Kagom_Jack 14> you do like me
14< Kagom_Jack 14> dude
14< 15X13 14> ..why wouldn't I like you?
14< Kagom_Jack 14> keep it in here
14< 15X13 14> Of course I do.
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 4[ 14» 15 09:30:31 PM -- Session Ecriture Start 14« 4 ]
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 4[ 14» 15 Common Channels -- #rpgsource 14« 4 ]
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> i have an idea
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> you know that ive knwon x13 for a long time
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> i know his passwords and everything
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> lets take over rpgsource
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> we can!!!
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> are you up for it
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> uhm
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> X is my friend
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> but I'll like to see this though
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14>
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> hahaha
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> hes nobodys friend
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> just wait
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> i dont know who that little bitch is
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> but i dont like her
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and id like to see her and rpgsource go down
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> in flames
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> like troy
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> in the bronze age
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> why so much hate?
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> unignored
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> anyway
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> yes
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> like troy
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> why so much hate?
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> because
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> x13 promised me hed come see me
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and he said he loved me
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> but now hes with that bitch and he doesnt even want to recogiznei this
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> what shit
14< 15X13 14>
14< Kagom_Jack 14> i'm only doing this because you're my friend
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> ok...
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> well im not sure exactly what the password is, but i have a few choices
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> and ur gonna have to try all of those
14< 15X13 14> Hmmm.
14< 15X13 14> It's okay. All the passwords are changed.
14< 15X13 14> Thanks Kagom. :/
14< Kagom_Jack 14> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> no prob
14< 15X13 14> Go ahead and try them if you want.
14< 15X13 14> Just so she thinks you're doing it.
14< Kagom_Jack 14> i don't even know how
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> yes you do
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> i will teach you
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> x13s passwords change all the time
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> but i have the program that does it for him
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> so i know most of his recente passwords
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> you are my hero kagom
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> you can be my new lover
14< Kagom_Jack 14> bitch is fucked up
14< 15X13 14> Weird x_x
14< Kagom_Jack 14> O_o
14< Kagom_Jack 14> ban her
14< Kagom_Jack 14> for God's sake
14< 15X13 14> It's okay, she's harmless
14< 15X13 14> I'd rather know what she's up to
14< Kagom_Jack 14> lucky i'm a loyalist
14< Kagom_Jack 14>
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> im not done with my speech yet
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> hold on
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> im trying 2 to hink of the next line
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> so like
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> this is what we have to do
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> i em going to give you a list
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> of passwords
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> for the nick lucifer
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> you uhave to be identified to lucifer
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> wait
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> no
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> not lucifer
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> enfer
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> <Ecriture> you have 2 be identified to the nick enfer
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> you have 2 be identified to the nick enfer
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> in order to identify to the channel
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and therefore take it over
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and then
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> x13 will try to kill you because ihez so evil but it wont work because thats his girlfriends nick and he cant kill her
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and then
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> the bitch will come crying to me
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and beg me to be her goddess
14< Kagom_Jack 14> dude
14< Kagom_Jack 14> she's a psycho O_o
14< 15X13 14> Weirdo :/
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and kiss my feet
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and i will drag her by the hair
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and i will drag her by the hair
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and push her into x13s face
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and ask him
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> finally
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> if that is he woman he wants
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and if he agrees
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> we will destroy rpgsource
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> if he says no i want you
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> he will hav his power back
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> he will have me
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and you as his rite hand
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and together
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> we will rule the mighty internet
14< 15X13 14> Wtf
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> of rpg
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> are you in.
14< Kagom_Jack 14> should i say yes to go with the ruse? Or no?
14< 15X13 14> Sure
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> because i am strong
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> am i strong kagom
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> ?
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> Yes
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> you are strong
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> yes
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> good
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> all right
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> i am strong
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> deep breath
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> climb the tree
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> shoot a rabbit
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> bite its ears
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> devour the blood
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> then paint your face
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 1409:51:05 PM 4 -- "Kagom_Jack" entered by Ancient -- #rpgsource
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and say that you are strong
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and mean it
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> because you are a warrior
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> I am strong
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> against the mighty x13.
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> in all his glory
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> talking
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> why are you telling ancient
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> i'm not
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> you should know i have bouts to schizophrenia
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> oh
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> thats ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> it can maybe help our cause
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> oh
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> wow
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> cool
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> well
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> i have triskadekaphobiaa and odilibiolosis
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< Kagom_Jack 14> ok
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> horrible diseases
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> but i will live
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> we are not done with the ritual yet
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> because
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> we must finish this
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> in order to have a successful attack
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> against x13s army of skilled ops
14< 15X13 14> x_x
14< 15X13 14> How weird
14< Kagom_Jack 14> reminds me of Jack Chick O_o
14< 15X13 14> Yeah
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> you must respect your enemy
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> tell x13
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> that you respect his wishes
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> but you must go against them
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> because that is ur nature
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and tell him
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> that the sun still shines pink
14< 15X13 14> Brb
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and he no longer has to peek into houses
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> on people named after biblical characters
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> acnili (that is my name)
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> i honor
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and respect
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> your wishes
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> but you must understand
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> that i suspect
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> that the leaches
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> are sucking your blood
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> from your heart
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> and you will
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> die.
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> if this does not happen
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> if rpg source dosnt fall
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> into ruins
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> like troy
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> led by the mighty x13
14< Kagom_Jack 14> 14< 15Ecriture 14> in all his glory

i didn't include the last messages because they don't matter...but this bitch was evil

I wouldn't read that for 1 dollar.

i'd read it for 5

I'd read it for 20.

I would too

how about you read it for free just to enhance your reading skills? IF YOU WANT TO

nope...i want my 5 dollars

I'll give you a $5 piece of shit

As long as I can resell it for $5.

sorry, but RPG rules. Can only sell it for half-price.

I'll buy it for 10 if I'm allowed to use it in combat.

ill sell you my shit for 10 dollars...u can use that in combat

I'll buy it for 10 if I'm allowed to use it in combat.

Combat version comes with spikes. So it's 15 dollars. No taxes of course

Since when has anything in an RPG had tax?

my shit for only 10 dollars!!!