World Record Thread

Right. Anyway....

...I forgot what I was going to say. Damn.

lol

Wait nevermind.

So, is anyone related to a felon like I am? Haw haw haw.

My uncle went to prison in the 60's for selling cocaine.

My sister-in-law forged checks. She was just caught today. Go figure?

That and she wrote bad checks that bounced.

And she stole money from my dad.

And her own dad.

Oi.

um fuck you?

*blink* Fuck me? But that's impossible to do over the internet! You'd have to come and visit me! And that will never happen, because I'll never give you my address!

Heh.

Internet fucking happens all the time... somewhere in the world there's a 35 year old male trucker with a mullet who is internet pregnant from a lying man.

Oh the mental image that brings me.

I have the sudden urge to crawl into a hole and never come out again.

Militant lesbians

well...u and raz can cyber...than he wouldve cyber-fucked u

Naw. I'm not into stuff like that anymore.

Except maybe with females. That I would consider.

I have an insane fear of sandpaper.

Sandpaper and rejected pervy evil muses.

You and i, need to get toghether. Want my cell O_o?

Wow Sov, jump on the cell phone bandwagon... hell yeah.

*giggle* Maybe later, y0. I'd have to steal my dad's phone card.

Lesbians are cool.

I'm not a lesbian! o.o


...Not totally, anyway.