World Record Thread

I fucked the Queen of the Damned!

i fucked cleopatra in my last life

i should go 2 bed

but one thing i dont understand

why would ne1 wanna lick a foot...

i mean come on daz

tubular, spamfesting friends of zel !! :-P

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So? I WAS cleopatra in a past life!

i can c 2 lesbos goin at it...but why would u wanna lick a foot...

i'm bout to hit the hay

well...damn...i was caeser

hows it goin cleo...

thats just sick

coooool

but i guess im not here 2 judge ur sexual preferences so i will just drop it and go 2 bed

im gonna go 2 bed...l8r

have fun licking feet or w/e

Nighty night. Sleep tight. Don't liet your little sister bite.

Ever hear that story?

gnight

no,...i dont think i want 2

A little sister of a teen boy was scared cuz she had a nightmare. She walked in on the boy whacking off. She siad

"What's that?"
The boy said "uh...that's a snake."
Girl"Oh can I sleep with you?"
Boy"Sure."

The girl crawls into bed and the boy joins her.
Girl"Good night."
Boy "Good night"

During the middle of the night the boy couldn't resist whacking off and a few seconds after he had spuged, he felt a huge pain in his dick.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" HE SCREAMED!

Girl"I know. The snake was spitting at me so I bit its head off."

HAHAHAHAHA!

I must admit, it is quite the sense of humor you got there.