World Record Thread

*slices open the inner sides of the scapula, places the blade underneatht he shoulder blade, and cutting up into the neck*

well it is correct so shut the fuck up

Do you believe? We got a PIcture Perfect plan

*places tools down, attaches the arm to a large iron device, and proceeds to saw through the elbow*

___^:bored:

lmfao dumped me? naw, i left because i wanted to be with someone else, and found out at the end i really didnt lol

I'm Leaving.. Bye

*the forearm drops to the ground, with a disturbing "k-shink" sound as it tears through the last bit of flesh*

you know what just shut the fuck up alright, you're just some dumb shit child and you bore me now go wank off to gay porn bitch

lol Tai you really are twisted :P

*takes large cutting knife, inserts it into the skin, and slices up to the ribcage, and up to the top of the shoulder, then back down and to the elbow - procedes to peal away the skin, revealing various fat collections and muscles*

Ah hush, you'll make a delicious meal. I haven't had noob in ages. Can't wait to put you into the boiling cauldron.

*takes a wool brush, and wipes and picks away fat collections, then taking a smaller knife, surgically removes various muscle clusters on the arm*

*lays the strained and dismembered muscles down flat on the board, and peddles a device on the ground, lowering a flattening panel from above to press the muscles into fine sheets*

*raises panel, seasons flattened muscle beds, flips them over, reseasons and presses again*

noob? lol fuck you

dont make me call my ex on you she'd get a chain saw and cut off your nads to begin with

*returns to the shoulder, places the saw against the collar and shoulder blade bone, removing the arm completely*

lol :P

*throws mangled arm bones into the trashcan, and places the forearm on the table and procedes to skin it, and peal away muscles up to 3 inches above the wrist*