World Record Thread

Mm well, *continues to dice up the tounge, then gullet the bottom of the mouth for the lower tissue layers*

squirt is an actual word, anyone creative don't use actual words

squirt is an actual word, anyone creative don't use actual words

only becuase i'm waiting for a fuckin phone call... if i wasn't i wouldnt even be sitting here bitch

i'm out forever from the void

i'm out forever from the void

actually i didnt name myself it, it was a joke and i kept with it :-/ sue me

Omg

*'seasons' the stirred bowl with the diced tounge peaces, then adds various other cooking ingredients more 'normal' to daily life, such as eggs and flour*

you wait for phone calls? from who? ur mom?

you wait for phone calls? from who? ur mom?

" the void " ?

i mean who else would phone a no-lifer like you?

i mean who else would phone a no-lifer like you?

god that geek needs to get laid

yes the void total emptiness

yes the void total emptiness

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*roughly mixes it, spoons out some of it and places it in a larger bowl, adding water, seasoning from the gullet.*