Guilty or NOT Guilty

guilty guilty guilty. I failed my English composition class in college (there were only 2 assignments all semester).

Ever rolled on x?

Not guilty.

Ever dressed up like a ninja and ambushed high school kids who were up to no good?

...I really wish I could say I was guilty of that. Not Guilty.

Ever been tasered?

Not guilty.


Ever taser someone else?

Not guilty


Ever stay out all night and sleep at a playground?

Well, I woke up on a baseball mound near a playground. Not quite sure how I got there. Guilty?

Ever make fart noises and then blame it on someone else?

Guilty, although I'm damn proud of my farts. Always have been, but when I was younger I may have gotten embarrassed.



Ever fart while getting/giving oral?

Not Guilty. Reallllyyy had to pee one time though but thankfully human male plumbing doesn't quite allow you to piss that easily in said situation.



Have you ever stolen from a friend?

Not guilty, though ive been stolen from by a friend


Ever argue during sex?

Not Guilty.

Ever trip and scab a piece of your body, while running?

Guilty


Ever go to someones house and set an alarm in their room for 4 a.m.?

Not guilty, but it reminds me of a plan we once had for "The Alarm Clock From Hell." Basically an alarm clock set that you couldn't shut off (set on loud, naturally), unplug (battery backup), or destroy (physically reinforced).


Ever left someone an upper decker?

Not Guilty, 'cause I don't know what you're talking about.

Ever made a video of yourself, just so people could hear what you sound like? (by the way, I am referring to Kagom)

Not Guilty. I prefer to remain behind the camera.

For your edification, the definition of an upper decker from Urban Dictionary:

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

So, now you know.

Ever read a book longer than 1000 pages (by choice)?

Hell yeah! Guilty for the past seven books I've read, and the next five, including the one I'm currently reading. Epic High Fantasy FTFW!

Ever been the victim of an Upper Decker?

Not guilty.



Ever shit on a chick's chest?

Not guilty, thats disgusting


Ever go mailbox smashing?

Not Guilty. Someone tired to smash my mailbox, but it's solid titanium. The people who did it made a tiny little unnoticeable bump in it. The only reason I know, is 'cause I watched 'em do it.

Ever had someone smash your mailbox, and it actually damaged it, unlike mine?

Not guilty, well, I smashed my mailbox with a basball bat cause it was frozen shut. if that counts.


Ever purposly throw a game to get back at teammates?

Not Guilty. I don't really care if I win or lose, and don't much care for getting back at people, most of the time.

YOU EVER WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS AND ENLARGED THE SIZE OF THE FONT, JUST TO PISS SOME PEOPLE OFF?