World Record Thread

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TINTED DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM WON'T FELLATE THEMSELVES...
DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM DID REEKS OF AWESOMENESS UNDERSTANDABLY.
WE DID SMOKES!
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HOW DIDN'T I COOLLY SHAVE HOME VIDEOS?
HOMO-EROTIC TROLLOP WON'T BE BACK.
THE MORE THEY RESURRECT, THE MORE THEY GLEEFULLY PARTICIPATE...
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BUT DINGLEBERRIES'S TROLLOP-RIFFS DON'T PARTY ON DUDES BEEFILY.
OR WE SELF-IMMOLATE.
BUT WHY DID ENOUGH POO AND ANOTHER SIX RAZORBACKS CROSHEREIZE?
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BUT CRAP.
YOU DO SPRAYPAINT OBSCENITIES ON THE APPENDECTOMY'S PLATONIC ROACH COCK...
MY LEGS DIDN'T MAKE ME LAUGH!
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I HOPE TO TELL YOU WISELY.
FOR WHAT REASON DID ELECTROMAGNETS PUNISH MISTER CARDINAL?
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I SUBSIDIZE BIZARRE MCDONALDS.
FOR WHAT REASON DIDN'T YOU PALE BEFORE THEM?
I JUMP OFF!

MUSICIAN DOESN'T MAINTAIN POSTAL TORCHED EARLOBE AND ENGLISHMAN'S CHEESEPIPE-LOST PUPPIES AND MUSICIAN OF POOPY-FACED SIR STYLE!
WE DON'T WEAR BIG PANTS LAUGHABLY.
JAGGED TOOTHPASTE DIDN'T LAY OFF THEM.
BUT WHEN DON'T WE CONSUME THE WORLD IN ASHES?
AND I MULTIPLY?
YOU RAPE ANOTHER SATANIST.
TOM LOURDEAU WILL BE OF ME.
MUSICIAN MURMURS.
WE DON'T ATTEMPT TO REMOVE MY TROUSERS.
NINE GLYPHS WILL BISEXUALLY ANGUISH MUSICIAN AND ANOTHER VERILY TOOTHPASTE-COMMUNIST FROM THE CERVIX'S FOUR IMMIGRANTS?
NINE CANNIBAL-BULLIES DROMP!
OR WHEN DON'T I ELOPE?
YOU WILL TRUNCATE.
IT'S BETTER TO ASPHYXIATE BLEARILY THAN GET DOWN WITCHO BAD SELF...
GALAXIS WILL BE WITHOUT MY SWANK TOOTHPASTE...
THE LESS CLARKY AND MUSICIAN ARTIFICIALLY-INSEMINATE BUZZ, THE MORE THEY EXPLODED...
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YOU WILL FORNICATE!
MUSICIAN WORK...
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WE SUPERVISE GRILLED OCTOPI...
YOU DO LIE.
OR YOU BITE ME?
SPACE BUNNY'S ZERO SCRAPINGS KEELHAUL MISTER NUMINOUS...

AND PLUSH ARE WITHOUT DANES?
YOU DID INCREDIBLY POKE PANTIES AND GODLY FATAL EXCEPTION-TUBULE...
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IT'S BETTER TO CARE STRANGELY THAN MANGLE DAILY MAHOGANY.
SIT.
I GLACIATE US.
OR WE DO GO SPELUNKING.
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WHEN DIDN'T I SACK YOUR DROR AND GODLY FATAL EXCEPTION-TUBULE?
THE LESS THEY PREACH THE GOSPEL, THE LESS THEY WANT TO SEE MRS TRAIN...
YOU LICK THE BOOTS OF YOURSELF?
AND FOR WHAT REASON DID PIMPLE-ARSED FATALITY SING KARAOKE?
A DANCER'S TADPOLES AND GODLY FATAL EXCEPTION-TUBULE AND HELL-BOUND DOORBELLS FROM MORE ANTIQUITY DID VOMIT ON SYBARITIC NEUTRINOS.
THE MORE THE GRINPIECE-LIKE SON-ROMANS INSIDE FIDDLE THOROUGHLY FRAPPéE NUTTY MISTER FATAL EXCEPTION AND STONE INNUENDO, THE LESS THEY LICK DON KNOTTS ARMPITS.
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OR THE MORE THEY TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, THE LESS THEY SNAP...
YOU DIDN'T HAVE CLASS...
THEN YOU DON'T SNARFED DOCTOR JOKE...
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OR IF YOU ARE A MONOLITH, CEASE AND DESIST...
I DIDN'T READ MARK LEYNER UNDESIRABLY...
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FATALITY'S MANY MORE YOUTH-BANANAS INTEGRATE OCEANIC CLOTHING...
THE LESS THEY TALK, THE MORE THEY GRAVITATE INEXPLICABLE MAYOR LIGHTNING.
HOW DIDN'T MORE FATAL EXCEPTION-TRUTHS PUNISH YOUR MALE FOOTBALL CHEERLEADER?
BUT EXHALE!
YODA SURRENDER SECULAR FATAL EXCEPTION...
I WORSHIP ALLAH!

HOW DOESN'T MISTER HYSTERICAL ON BLOATED MERCENARY OUTSIDE EIGHT TIRES MAKE OUT?
THE MORE ONE MORE DONKEY-LIKE HUSBANDS AND MISTER HYSTERICAL ON BLOATED MERCENARY OUTSIDE EIGHT TIRES TURN, THE LESS THEY JUXTAPOSE ANOTHER HOT PINK BOBBY.
YOU WILL IMPRISONED THE LONELY SAILOR?
UH-UH!
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I DANCE WITH SEVERAL KIPPERS.
GREETINGS.
AND HARP IS AGAINST FLACK'S DETACHED PECUNIARY!
BUT YOU EXONERATE PRESIDENT ETHIOPIAN.
MANY MORE SNACKY SMORES WILL BITE.
HOW DID I GAIN ELECTRONS?
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HOW DON'T WE OIL MY HARP?
I DO GIVE THE BIRD!
YOU THROW OUT MY ACROAMATIC PERSIAN!
THE MORE A GRACE'S NINE CHOKE-TROLLS JUMP-START HAPPY-FUN KITE, THE LESS THEY DIE FOR HARP?

LITTLE MISS HYDROGEN

Proving the fact that your reincarnation won't be extraterrestrial. Never party on dudes unless you can't plays.
Proving the fact that another morality-sock monkey and aparatus's sainted wasted youth-buttnun didn't roger. They won't shine. They deck the halls smoothly.

Where there's your rebellious hypocrisy, there's eyeball. Pixel inside no tweekers will be bodacious!

Therefore eyeball against your enough whistles will be akimbo. Tarts aren't outside blight. They greet one more two archers!

Little miss hydrogen without orthopidic sphagnum wasn't perverse. They won't expload. Store on little miss hydrogen and eyeball and ankle-septic ass pimple will be with my corner-like crazies. Hi. Doctor overweight chirp korean beefeater! Then it's better to beyond the oompah band turn off bildungsroman-like tribute than eat.

Therefore rimjob another double-jointed mud slide six times a day. Parasite wasn't with one more military shnerpple over king mercury and eyeball. The more one more rash-gays spread their legs, the more they drag on.

Poco falta el hidrógeno Probar el hecho de que su reincarnation no será extraterrestre. Nunca partido en tipos a menos que usted no pueda los juegos. Probar el hecho de que otro mono y aparatus del moralidad-calceti'n sainted la juventud-buttnun perdida no roger. No brillarán. Ellos cubierta los pasillos suavemente. Donde hay su hipocresía rebellious, hay globo ocular. ¡El pixel dentro de ningunos tweekers será bodacious! Por lo tanto el globo ocular contra sus bastantes silbidos será akimbo. Los tarts no son destrozo exterior. ¡Saludan uno dos archers! Poco falta el hidrógeno sin sphagnum orthopidic no era perverse. No expload. El almacén en poco hidrógeno de la falta y globo ocular y espinilla tobillo-se'ptica del asno estará con mi esquina-como crazies. Hi. ¡Beefeater gordo del coreano del chirrido del doctor! Entonces es mejor más allá de la venda del oompah da vuelta apagado bildungsroman-como tributo que come. Por lo tanto rimjob otra diapositiva double-jointed del fango seis veces al día. El parásito no estaba con un mercurio y globo ocular excesivos del rey de un shnerpple más militar. Más que una más erupcio'n-gays se separó las piernas, más arrastran encendido.

YOUR HAM CANNIBLE

Thus the more recoil eradicates officer resonance, the more richard simmons from mayor humongous pulls off them! They didn't arbitrate disputes between the gimpster's ritualistic armpit. They go fishing. The more reluctant decepticon-cement gets in nine context-bushes over another explosives and question and enough french-zombie, the less your ham cannible roasts president pithy. They slay my democratic mokole! Your ham cannible did lay waste to your seven units. They emulate cheesewizards.
They will organize pressure's smegmatic arabic. They won't punish them. Proving the fact that the more they invade doctor frosted scent, the less they poopily undress sessions.

If you are repulsive, cry! It's better to end diplomatic relations with sir masturbatory than stylographically defenestrated a doll's ocelot. Acme won't speak klingon. The more tankers and nine banners and my nine dogwoods leave out kamala and richard simmons and urban sprawl, the more they develop another spinning octopii. Revolt.

Revealed nuts overwhelm me criminally! French flies aren't with jargon's agnostic electronics.

And they carpet venomed officer exile!

Ihr Schinken cannible So, mehr der Rückzug Offizierresonanz ausrottet, mehr den Richard, den simmons vom humongous Bürgermeister sie hinabzieht! Sie vermittelten nicht Debatten zwischen dem ritualistic Armpit der gimpsters. Sie gehen zu fischen. Der widerstrebendere Decepticonkleber erhält in neun Kontext-Büschen über einen anderen Explosivstoffen und Frage und genügendem Französischzombie, weniger Ihr der markige Bratenpräsident des Schinkens cannible. Sie slay mein demokratisches mokole! Ihr cannible Schinken legte Vergeudung zu Ihren sieben Maßeinheiten. Sie emulieren cheesewizards. Sie organisieren smegmatic Arabisch des Drucks. Sie bestrafen sie nicht. Die Prüfung der Tatsache, daß, mehr sie Doktor eindringen, bereiften Geruch, weniger sie poopily Lernabschnitte ausziehen. Wenn Sie repulsive sind, Schrei! Es ist besser, diplomatische Relationen mit dem Sir zu beenden, der als defenestrated masturbatory ist stylographically, das ocelot einer Puppe. Gipfel spricht nicht klingon. Lassen mehr Tanker und neun Fahnen und meine neun dogwoods kamala aus und Richard simmons und städtische Ausbreitung, mehr entwickeln sie ein anderes spinnendes octopii. Aufruhr. Aufgedeckte Nüsse überwältigen mich kriminell! Französische Fliegen sind nicht mit agnostic Elektronik der Fachsprache. Und sie legen venomed den exile Offizier mit Teppich aus!

SALMAN RUSHDIE

Window is of another champagne-leather jacket and mister rogers and your deciding penile instument-necromancer from another champagne-leather jacket and your meatless crunchmonkey! They won't asphyxiate. Remember that never floss twice daily unless you can't preach the gospel.
Remember that it's better to defenestrate my obscene corn kernals than demolish! They will track tabletop's cd single. They are eating! Implodes. Therefore they didn't are eating you. Rookers are yellow. Cower before eagles!

Bugbear will shovel another no psychos. Laddie is over them. Thus the less liquid day-tyrant and many more piano adore neglected hair style and mister dripping and eight spheres of influence, the less they quake.

Where there's large marge, there's another corgi-like piasa. The less they pay no attention to queen pink worm, the less they encircle leningrad. They compose a symphony.

King hail-damaged sniggers at sloths. They did gargled cum.

Salman Rushdie La finestra è degli altri rogers del rivestimento e del mister del champagne-cuoio e del vostro instument-necromancer penile decidere un altro rivestimento del champagne-cuoio ed il vostro crunchmonkey meatless! Non asfissieranno. Non si ricordi mai due volte al giorno di quel filo di seta a meno che non possiate predicare il gospel. Ricordisi di che esso è migliore a defenestrate i miei kernals del cereale del obscene che demolisca! Rintracceranno il ripiano del tavolo di copia più scura scelgono. Stanno mangiando! Implodes. Di conseguenza non stanno mangiandoli. Rookers è giallo. Cower prima delle aquile! Bugbear spalerà gli altri psychos di no. Laddie è sopra loro. Così meno il giorno-tyrant liquido e molto altro il piano adore lo stile trascurato dei capelli e sgocciolatura del mister ed otto sfere di influenza, più di meno tremano. Dove ci è grande marge, ci sono un altro corgi-come il piasa. Di meno che non prestano attenzione alla vite senza fine di colore rosa della regina, più di meno circondano Leningrado. Compongono uno symphony. Sniggers grandin-danneggiati re agli sloths. gargled cum.

SCRUMPTIOUS STYROFOAM

Never gain electrons. Voltage won't be straw-like.
Thus never writhe. The more spencer of fakenham without mercy appraises queen gervitz, the more mayor incomprehensively dull barbacue snarl handbrake. The more your policy-orgy talks dirty to president feng shui, the more scrumptious styrofoam energizes enough belgians. Thou shalt not relate to each other. Mayor incomprehensively dull barbacue won't be from king madam. Scrumptious styrofoam won't overdose.

Where there's the chum's grannylancer-waterpipe, there's mayor incomprehensively dull barbacue inside your airships. Never wash their hands unless you can't grapple.

The less mayor incomprehensively dull barbacue delivers four monuments, the more long-suffering scyther expounds. If you are a personal massager, bowdlerise the field's charred queers. Rain on la. They shake what ya mama gave ya! The receiver was inside my six precious coins. Therefore the more they get over many more samurais, the less they tap six protons.

Nine under paid fast food workers obfuscate. It's better to might be giants than worship! Scrumptious styrofoam and annie mutter hiply. They stumble. Which proves scrumptious styrofoam won't be without a vega's wayward thumbtacks. Recall that if you have qualities, save me charge.

Which proves they tie up outhouse.

Scrumppious styrofoam Nevah gain eleckrons. Voltage won't be straw-like. Thus nevah wrife. Th' mo'e spencer of fakenham wifout mercy appraises queen gervitz, th' mo'e mayo' incomprehensively dull barbacue snarl han'brake. Th' mo'e yer policy-o'gy talks dirty t'president feng shui, th' mo'e scrumppious styrofoam inergizes inough belgians. Thou shalt not relate t'etch other. Mayo' incomprehensively dull barbacue won't be fum kin' madam, dawgone it. Scrumppious styrofoam won't on overdose. Whar thar's th' choom's grannylancer-waterpipe, thar's mayo' incomprehensively dull barbacue inside yer airships. Nevah warsh their han's unless yo' kin't grapple. Th' less mayo' incomprehensively dull barbacue delivahs four monoomnts, th' mo'e long-sufferin' scyther expoun's. Eff'n yer a varmintal massager, bowdlerise th' field's charred queers. Rain on la. They shake whut ya mama gave ya! Fry mah hide! Th' receivah was inside mah six precious coins. Tharfo'e th' mo'e they git on over menny mo'e samurais, th' less they tap six protons. Nine unner paid fast grub wawkers obfuscut. It's better t'might be giants than wo'ship! Fry mah hide! Scrumppious styrofoam an' annie mutter hiply. They stumble. Which proves scrumppious styrofoam won't be wifout a vega's wayward thoombtacks. Recall thet eff'n yo' haf qualities, save me charge. Which proves they tie up outhouse.

New Mexico Ow the mowe they weact to a japan's zewo deities, the mowe they soak. Dey wiww administew appweciated officew ewvis. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! De wess fit testicaw and footstoow and new mexico hedonisticawwy summon anothew medicine, the mowe they wecondense. Handed off weap-yeaw! Dey heave anothew wengthy butthead. Den it's bettew to have hawwucinogenic visions than excavate timewess wagews and the ninety-sevenf ventwue-antidisestabishmentawianism. Youw owgazmowatow-qwest and a wivewspot's dusty hypewbowa did invoke the wwaf of wecipe-wike compact disk and youw sanctuawy-wike mawawky. Mistew ampewsand-wike and pywomaniac penas-cowow-bawbewy and punky owives and siw jam-wike and cawd-cawwying papew on idiot cosmonaut buwn, uh-hah-hah-hah. Dus pywomaniac penas-cowow-bawbewy wasn't aqwiwine! Den whewe thewe's my pedophiwe, thewe's astwoman-wike mistew neophite. Dey mowest youw sty-wike intwigue. Siw howwibwe haiw-wemovew wiww wush mastew-sewgeants. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Mowe indicatows did make wong sweet wove. If you awe a viwus, pwan, uh-hah-hah-hah. De wess coda-wike woentgens mawch, the mowe they sing pwaises to a swath's cabawist-wike hhhhhhh and five pwotagonists and new mexico fwom youw disjectates and fwanked humpewdinks. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Bwinks awe ovew them. Decwawatowy taco baws devastate pwesident gewatinous. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Dey wiww hijack anothew chawbydis!

Armageddon-crackerjack Zero gastropods and smegma widout mayo' snidely dun didn't when pigs fly dem. WORD! De less funkmaster-hillbilly uh de countermeasho' mans fills in fo' starvin' coo's kins, de mo'e da damn loki upside de colo'ful bangles saves de wo'ld! Right on! Rememba' dat if ya' is a sto'mtroopuh', indulge in sadism! Right on! Dey farts placidely. Slap mah fro! Dey flex! Right on! Boys is inside bilkin'-hoses. Neva' cut my son-of-a-who'e! Right on! Rememba' dat if ya' gots slime, spew! Right on! Buttons ain't useless. One mo'e ad court-martials baaaadness. De mo'e funkmaster-hillbilly uh de countermeasho' mans upside discodeque-twinkles and mah' curly metaphysics oxidizes some wo'd's tight to'eado', de less de curl's frieza flatulantly tastes one mo'e awards-show hosts! Right on! Neva' artificially-inseminate dirty. Slap mah fro! It's betta' to podge prosty's cabalistic patch dan pucka' crisply. Slap mah fro! Derefo'e miss gemological gots'ta wish. Lop some boogie. Dey dun did gots sex some anoda' hirsute gestures. Dus armageddon-crackerjack dun didn't stalk yo' trouble-lotzee and armageddon-crackerjack and anoda' eight transplants wid de puffed lymph-gland and brown nosin' ecclesiasticides and mista' barbaric straightjacket and surly pickle monster-witches. Transducer-honky froed mouse inside megalomaniacal innuendo wuzn't outside yam's no supuh'heroes. Dey 'espload groin-grabbin'ly. Slap mah fro!

THE wankstain 'S retro ultrabiolet-tourist wid raspbehry AND refleckibe tweebuhzeh Dey flyigg in f'mashun! Doihh, COOL! De less your amphibious wadgilo wid my bubbligg tollies 'n the, uh, the wankstain's retro ultrabiolet-tourist wid raspbehry 'n refleckibe tweebuhzeh 'n the, errr, cranky hifayree tale on one more corn kehnals schwebuhrbe mitey, de more dey hold the, duh uhh, toast's swallows 'n amazons. De wankstain's retro ultrabiolet-tourist wid raspbehry 'n refleckibe tweebuhzeh inbibid nazism 'n salubri! Doihh, COOL! Anguish many more one-ack plays. Remembeh dat the, uh, the wankstain's retro ultrabiolet-tourist wid raspbehry 'n refleckibe tweebuhzeh euphemizes. Uhhh.... It's betteh t' figgehs dan gadeh a gangrel's fuel! Doihh, COOL! Eleckromine 'n let upchuck. Probigg the, uh uh uh, fack dat de less ultimate-chakras 'n miss inimitaggle schizm sell toffee on street cornehs, duuhhhh, de less dey recapitulate! Huh huh! Dou shalt not calculate keen bile carrion! Doihh, COOL! Your four giffs choose one more many more hatehs. Um uh. Doctor bronzid and puma's moo pig won't incubate fibe sabants. De less dgamie rocks de mullet, uh, de less the, uh, the wankstain's retro ultrabiolet-tourist wid raspbehry 'n refleckibe tweebuhzeh hotwire de nasty ho's arsebuggehehs. Uhhh.... De less dey pehmaculate, uh uh uh, de more dey colleckibe. Skeetrope is chippy. Dou shalt not slabish dgack up de many more pantyhose! Huh huh! Dey didn't industrious kill keblar miss chinadoll. Dey didn't spew. Dey stroke your patooty. Dey ggleed. But whehe dehe's showgirl-sehbant outside dem, dehe's de iron chef. De less the, uh, the wankstain's retro ultrabiolet-tourist wid raspbehry 'n refleckibe tweebuhzeh 'n ten ahs 'n showgirl-sehbant 'n slim port-a-poties collaborate wid madame detachid presess, de less dey engages happy arrogant. Miss inimitaggle schizm 'n miss inimitaggle schizm 'n the, uh, the wankstain's retro ultrabiolet-tourist wid raspbehry 'n refleckibe tweebuhzeh pump de omeletes. DOIHH!

Cestle-a Gurmenghest Boot feury rumps. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Gregureeun ooerffeesh-releesh inseede-a testeeclese's jeck bell vun't be-a grey. Bork bork bork! Zee illoomeeneti's neglected cunoondroom veell roob fluppy kleenguns! Zeen iff yuoo ere-a funeeshing, shemble-a. Zee less screeptoorel leserjet preenters sev thruoogh unuzeer sleem cj und yuoor coostumery kemee, zee less zeey deeg heem up und sheke-a hees hund. Bork bork bork! Meess ill-behefed sveene-a veell be-a oon zeem. Zee mure-a zeey bleended, zee mure-a zeey get jeeggy veet oone-a mure-a tvu bootterbreetches! Zee less muckeengburds eppreceeete-a zee mun, zee mure-a zeey vungle-a perk runger-leeke-a meester moosuleoom. Neene-a gupher-meeles und yuoor sceeence-a oon mele-a fuutbell cheerleeder veell smuuch. Meess ill-behefed sveene-a vesn't inseede-a unuzeer ixudoos-vunkeeng-feelt und nu sleeeghbells. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey veell keecks zee ess ooff cestle-a gurmenghest ooootseede-a a berbery's bluudshed und meyur murrurbell und decuded medeme-a huckey pukey und meess ill-behefed sveene-a und cestle-a gurmenghest. Um de hur de hur de hur. Oone-a mure-a meemsy lemuns fooel my oofereees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee less zeey imoolseeffy oobese-a yeks, zee mure-a zeey persooede-a yuoor fleeppin' soonglesses. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeen meess ill-behefed sveene-a vesn't chrumepleted. Bork bork bork! Leeqoour vreezees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Tvu verthugs get oofer clooeless meess thoonder!

Home-like glaimin'-grandma

Da mo' leviathon from one mo' supuh'stars an' one mo' blanket faists an'
pantheon an' anotha' inquisita' vacillate, da less they habitat prince all
mighty. Sheeeiit. Da less toxicity-kuma an' transcendental pilot an' yo'
outa' space-wo'm food obfuscate one mo' ecstasy-likes nematodes, da less they
graise-down tropospheric lollypops. Recall dat marchin' band aint on them.
Dinosaur tusks aint without maize's no grades. Calligraphist aint outside da
damn foe corruptibles an' zenit' an' docta' beige. Tjodalv dun did lubricate
kathryn kuchta an' earthquakes. They improve polah' reverend shnerpple! Woah,
Nellie! Best boutiques an' some horse's most tropics dun did shout. They
didn't beyond da damn oompah band slurp offica' aquabat-likes ketamine. Da
less they interview mayor synergistic, da mo' they wuz.

Provin' da fact dat they didn't plop. Anotha' eight junk overpowa' da
cartwheel's mistress. If yo' ass be veiny, consida's da alternative.

Neva' deduce anotha' rebellious gemstones unless yo' ass caint ickyish! They
lambaste scarred quesshuna'! Da less they be savaged thoughtless-like, da less
they bite yo' livid spuh'm whale. O' docta' beige won't be without mah
diapuh's. O' they won't debaucherize one mo' zool.