World Record Thread

ugh assholes!

It's a dog. How can one not dislike dogs?

why don't we hate on bugs now, i don't like them. :Pyuck. seriously, there was a roach at our apt the other day (i forgot to close the door after i let raja in...) and i watched it on the wall for 2 hrs until kaneda got home .

Ack. Horrible things, cockroaches. Horrible name, too.

What you need, is a shotgun.

Ack. Horrible things, cockroaches. Horrible name, too. What you need, is a shotgun.

I actually used a 22 in machete for decapitating/bisecting cockroaches while I lived in Virginia.

I left a few marks on the linoleum though, but it served the property managers right for doing jack and shit about them, since the people that lived above us were some of the most disgusting people I'd ever seen.

Haha. Nice.

I had a 14 inch Machete I also used, dubbed "Roach Smiter Lite".

ok bye, ttyl lol.

I don't know why, but I can imagine you turning the lights down, donning some kind of loin cloth and body paint, crouching over a 'roach, holding a machete and whispering, "Better say your prayers, bug, for the vollstrecker is here to send you to the next life!" *cackle* *slice*

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Toodles, klo.

I don't know why, but I can imagine you turning the lights down, donning some kind of loin cloth and body paint, crouching over a 'roach, holding a machete and whispering, "Better say your prayers, bug, for the vollstrecker is here to send you to the next life!" *cackle* *slice* --- Toodles, klo.

It was even better than that. I'd be watching TV or whatever, and I'd see a roach on the kitchen floor or something. I'd pick up my machete, leap from the couch and strike it, like I was the Predator or something.

A few good laughs from that.

Hahaha! You're mad!

Though I can definitely see why you might do it. I went around smashing biting beetles with a heavy-duty torch on a school camping trip. The other three in the tent gave me weird looks for days. Can't think why.

It's not madness so much as boredom.

Don't let me get bored, heh.

Especially not with the machete's close to hand... do they still see use at all?

I actually know a guy that shot a mosquito in his room with his paintball gun. There's a mark on his wall from it.

You Americans are crazy. Must be something in the water.

Especially not with the machete's close to hand... do they still see use at all?

Nah, new apartment is great for the most part.

Apart from maybe the odd chunk missing out of the floor.

Apart from maybe the odd chunk missing out of the floor.

I wonder if our old apartment peoples ever noticed those? I know we had to repair a hole in the wall that my roommate made with his GI boots after seeing a large roach crawling up the wall.

That thing was DEAD.

Cockroaches. They may be able to live in an area heavily affected by radiation, but they sure ain't tough enough to survive a well aimed G.I. boot!

I'd like to see them build an immunity to that.



...actually, no I wouldn't.