Funnay!

I was at a party/bon-fire two nights ago just chillin' with some people. My friend decides it's the best idea ever to get shit-faced drunk.(I don't drink anymore, I've found a substitute: pot!). Anyway, he is stumbling around trying to talk. I remember some clips of what he said: "Heyy, you guyssg sdould try this tuff! IT'S FREARKING GOOD!" He shows me the stuff he's drinking, while smiling, and drops the whole damn fifth! Man, I've never seen so many people get mad at the same time before. Good stuff.

So, we're all sitting around the bon-fire and the owner of the house's mom comes out. She's ok with us drinking, but she doesn't like it. My friend then preceeds to throw up on her/himself and pass out about an inch away from the fire. wtfbbqomg, funny!

lol. WHo had the fun of pulling him into the house?

I did .

YOu do realize if ww sees that post its gonna get deleted for < 10 chars. Because it's against teh rules!!11!!1!!1

ANyway, you are a very noble man for doing so!

no, this is funny: two friends (not mine, they're just friends, in fact, best friends) at my school are talking and one of them finds out that the other screwed his girlfriend. So they start fighting and one of them gets knocked down ahd has is shoe thrown through the window. Why is this funny? My short German teacher (who is from Italy) and my tall-ass Geometry teacher (who is a gay child molestor, so we all speculate) trying to pull them away, well...mostly my short German teacher. Poor Frau Ford

That's not funny, that's scary, he could have died.

edited it, I always tell the story wrong

But the thought of my poor German teacher trying to stop a fight is kinda funny, she didn't get hit or anything (which is good, cuz Frau is awesome!), but the thought of a short Italian lady going "STOP STOP" and pulling people bigger than her away is funny to me.

That still isn't funny...

I don't even read his posts anymore..

since you are a admin, can you do something about that..?

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