World Record Thread

22, man go kill yourself, your life is pretty much downhill from here on out

23, just 1 year closer to your death

24

now you can rent a car... pretty fucked up huh?

25, your prolly married now, and as such, your wife has all your money....


need a buck?

26... having 2nd kid by now... ya dumb fuck

27, 3 years until you become old... plain old

28.... 2 to go you old fuck

29!!!!!!!!! - lets rhyme!

30-

the age of depression.. yes, your life is over, and yes, your not cool anymore

31, well you didnt kill yourself... why?

32, still alive?

u poor fuck

33

damn... if i were you id be dead for 3 years.... what i your problem

34, well

your almost 40.... need i say more?


bet you havnt got laid in 3 years....

YES THIS IS THE SECRET OF LIFE!

35, at 35 your fat, nasty, and you have to jack off to get pleasure... welcome to hell my friend

what number u on? i think you skipped some

36, well hell kicked you out, cause your so fucking depressing... welcome to age 36

ok ill start from 1 million and count backwards

37, by now you have lost the ability to count... like my friend sum yung guy....

999,999
the number of kittens Serapis kills in a night