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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:21 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
refer back to 506 to present
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:22 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
My doctor finally tracked down my records. He had them in the 'dead' file.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:23 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
The room they gave me overlook the ocean. Is that the Pacific, the Atlantic or the Arctic?
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:24 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
whiplash!
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:25 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
There's a guy at the door wants to know what I think of 'women's lib.' What shall I tell him?
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:26 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
I'm trying to figure out a way to clone myself so I can stay home all day and still get a paycheck.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:27 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
Bonehead
I was boned
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:28 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
How is it you guys take a shower every day and do it without stepping on the soap?
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:29 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
Can you send someone over? The tv's making a high-pitched whistling sound.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:30 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
A bunch of men-in-suits are keeping those press and tv people out of here 'til they had a chance to explain what's wrong with me.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:31 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
I wouldnt know a 'home-run' if I saw one.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:32 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
The rear-view mirrors are their idea; just until my neck gets better.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:33 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
It took me three hours, but I finally discovered why I was limping. I lost the heel of my shoe.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:34 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
I'm building a computer which could replace the government.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:34 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
The tv wont be ready 'til next friday.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:35 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
What sort of dog eats carrots?
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:37 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
My doctor says I gotta go to bed and take a couple of aspirins.
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:38 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
What exactly is 'new&improved lettuce'?
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:39 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
My horoscope says be prepared for a whirlwind romance!
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Posted 2002-05-15, 06:40 PM in reply to CrOnIc-KiLlA's post "World Record Thread"
Butcher Harris is operating on me tomorrow morning.
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