RIddle me, riddle you!

If you put a hole in a barrel it makes it lighter.

Are you afraid of the dark?

Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground! What am I?

okay
Here's one(by the way I changed it to make it easier)

I have 2 legs. I come from a place that most people have not seen. I come while you sleep, and eat your leftovers.
This one you'll never get.

BTW, dont try searching Google, becuase I just made that up.

A dustmite. Easy.

Wrong.

If the answer was infact Dustmite, then why would i have put that most people have not seen where I come from.

Dustmites are everywhere.

The answer is probably something stupid, like Grav

I'd say your average white middle class american has know idea what a dustmite is, let alone that they eat your dead skin cells of your sheets and shit. lol and shit.

The answer is probably something stupid, like Grav

DING DING DING

GG

But it's not a hooker!!!

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I'm stubbornly saying...a light.

I already said, it's a hole. It's from Are You Afraid of the Dark, that old Nick show.

What's a hole??? To put into the barrel?? But how...??? Screw it...

I already said, it's a hole. It's from Are You Afraid of the Dark, that old Nick show.

That show was the shit.

Anyone remember Goosebumps books?

Ahh, yes those good old pieces of shit.

Can you put a hole in a barrel? Yes. You put a hole in a barrel the same way you put a hole in your head or a hole in the wall. If you put a hole in a barrel, you can see the hole, and it makes the barrel lighter.

That show was pretty cool.

So the answer is a hole...yes???

Yes, the answer is a fucking hole. JESUS CHRIST DONT YOU GET IT?

Nope...

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No-one gonna answer my one about the two legs???

Anyone remember Goosebumps books?

"How I learnt to Fly" was the best!

I've got about 7 of them on my bookcase...all untouched...