Is cereal soup?

Tonite I was eating a bowl of life and doing my homework, origanally I wanted some soup but I realized that we didnt have any. Right after I realized that we had no soup I got cereal, but soup was still on my mind.
I was looking at my reflection in the window and I was like. "Holy shit, Is cereal soup?"
I mean it is something that you eat thats in a liquid, that would change dramaticly how much soup people all over the world ate if cereal was soup, or is that just a known fact and I was just out of the loop?
Whats the verdict?

I say you stop thinking, it's bad for you.

Youre just angry beacuse you didnt realize that you eat soup for breakfast who the hell eats soup for breakfast? Seems like almost everyone to me.

You got me.

if i lick semen off the floor is that soup? no its gay

No but if you put it in a bowl with chicken and noodles it would be, but then again tomato soup is dosent have anything in it, so maybe licking semen off the floor is soup, but thats off topic.

Maybe cereal is chowder. Isn't chowder milk based?

chow·der Audio pronunciation of "chowder" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (choudr)
n.

1. A thick soup containing fish or shellfish, especially clams, and vegetables, such as potatoes and onions, in a milk or tomato base.

I guess cereal might be considered a chowder, but not really. Cereal isn't really a "thick soup".