Boy Bands - Page 4

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-05, 08:40 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

dimmu borgir is a lot scarier than ozzy ozzbourne...no offense to him cuz hes me 2nd favorite hero

but dimmu borgir would each take the boy bands and guys and cut off their heads, then arms, then fingers, then toes, then feet, then from the ankle, then the kneecap, then the leg, then cut a line in the torso down and take the organs and skip rope with them in the nearest 4 way intersection...then eat it

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-05, 08:41 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

The scariest is Cradle of Filth... yikes.

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-05, 08:43 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

Yes, well, I like Ozzy Osbourne.

Although, that description does sound rather enticing.

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-05, 08:46 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

Ozzy kicks ass ive been to ozzfest 3 years in a row

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-05, 09:00 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

CR4D73 0F F17TH = yay
D1MMU B0RG1R = yay x 2

did u know :
some members of dimmu borgir used to be in cradle of filth and old mans child?

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-06, 12:23 AM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

Nobody likes Marylin Manson I see...

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-06, 06:45 AM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

Not a big fan of DB or CoF. Not a big black metal fan altogether. I'm more of a death metal guy. Dark Tranquility, Carnal Forge, The Haunted. Black Metal is just a tad too...I don't know...dramatic for my tastes. A little too overblown.

And GWAR owns all of those other bands asses anyway!

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-06, 02:09 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

Naw. Mozart and Bach ownz all. Bow down to them!

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-06, 11:08 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

I'd like to see Mozart flay the skin off of Saddam Hussein's body whilst simultaneously masturbating on a giant crowd of rabid fans. Mozart bows down to the mighty Oderus Urungus!

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-06, 11:11 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

Jessifer said:

Naw. Mozart and Bach ownz all. Bow down to them!

How can you stand listening to that. Its the same crap that plays in the same piece over and over agian. Its slow paced and induces sleep for me.

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-06, 11:37 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

mantralord said:

I usually let the guy get my cock wet beforehand.

This somehow makes me think about N*Sync.

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-07, 10:29 AM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

What band is Justin Timberlake from? NSync?

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-07, 11:55 AM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

uh... Marylin Manson = yay

download these songs in this order to like death metal

1. Dimmu Borgir - Hybrid Stigmata
2. Dimmu Borgir - Sympozium
3. Dimmu Borgir - Blazing Monolith of Defiance
4. Dimmu Borgir - Vredesbyrd
5. Dimmu Borgir - Cataclysm Children
6. Dimmu Borgir - Unorthodox Manifesto
7. Dimmu Borgir - Blood Hunger Doctrine
8. Dimmu Borgir - In Death's Embrace

Dar j00 g0
i would love to see Dimmu Borgir vs Backstreet Boys on Celebrity Deathmatch. Once u listen to Dimmu Borgir, I am sure you can tell who will win

Jessifer · Posted 2003-11-07, 03:20 PM in reply to Jessifer's post "Boy Bands"

Sovereign said:

Jessifer said:

Naw. Mozart and Bach ownz all. Bow down to them!

How can you stand listening to that. Its the same crap that plays in the same piece over and over agian. Its slow paced and induces sleep for me.

That's exactly what I like about it. It's peacefull and calming. It helps me relax. It's even better if you listen to it while taking a nice bubble bath with scented candles and everything. Ooooh. *melts*

Btw, yes. Justin Timberlake is from N*Sync. And they suck. They suck donkey rim.