I used to work at Subway. Ask me anything.

Back on topic please!

Thur yeth thur.

!!!WARNING!!!
!!!HOMOSEXUAL ALERT!!!
!!!WARNING!!!

Wish I had that picture of the big ass tank thing that says, "Gaydar has detected gayness in the previous post."

Well, I'm not exactly an art professional such as our very own Randuin, but I managed to throw a signature together for you. You probably won't like it because I suck so much at using art programs, but I tried and that's what counts.

Add a background and it will look pretty good.

.^.
.|.
.|.
A good but under-used picture =(
btw raz that sig PWN, best on forums ofar@#!

Raz...? You mean, A_R, Ask_Rabber...?

O ya sweet oi.

STOP SPAMMING <_< Do people spit on the food...?

I got a friend that works on mcdonalds and he spit on a cops burger that was going through drive threw(how the fuk is drive threw spelled? through? threw?)and when the cop was taking off the pickles he noticed the blob in there he took it to a dna lab or somewhere where they i.d. him. Yeah, he owes like a 5000 dollars. He might've even spent a night in jail. Not sure.

Wow that really sucks for him.

Yeah, reminds me of this friend I have that got fined for spitting on a cops burger.

I once saw this guy Farva or something, get real pissed cause this guy spit in his burger and he attacked him.

Nah, he didn't attack him cuz he spit in his burger. He attacked the kid cuz he put a hole in his soda, and when Farva took the game piece off it leaked all over him. Plus, the kid was giving him a hard time cuz he wanted a "liter-a-cola."

O ya, haven't seen it in awhile.

But then he got pwnd by the water hose. (which was a disgusting scene since he was a naked fatass.

Sooper Troopers ownz.

Got a friend who asked for a litr'cola at Burger King once.

Oh, and yesterday, I was riding with another guy and I told him to get me some uber-jumbo fries from McDonalds, and he asked for "uber-jumbo fries." FYI: If you order uber-jumbo fries, they give you a super size.