Here's the whole story so far (--<text>-- is commentary that isn't actually part of the story.):
"Once upon a time when dragons ruled the earth, the pople called out for a hero..... he was ....nowhere to be found until one day, a wanderer walked into a small town...
he was wearing a black rope that covered his face and he carried a large sword in his back..
...and his name was...
PozerPunk!
His muscules were huge, but his.... wasn't :-("
--Nah thats a gay name--
--his name was Xan :-)--
"and he was looking to get laid...
then he found himself an old fat lady who charges free...he felt
her large flabby breasts...and he took pleasure in it...
Just then PozerPunk, a.k.a. Xan, realized that it wasn't an old lady at all...but a feared DRAGON!!!
So quickly he...
whipped it out, and beat the dragon over the head with it, except.....
took out his sword and *inserted* it ont he dragon's mouth, just after realizing it wasnt the dragon's mouth it was the whore-lady's vagina he left and went on his quest.....
unfortuantly, the old lady had plenty of STDs, so his member began to burn. ohh... the pain....
So he cut it off to prevent spreading. ANYWAYS, he was heading towards the dragons keep, when...
He noticed that he had gotten crabs and herpes.
Poor man, so he quickly rushed over to Alkor, the potion maker, to make him a potion so that he could get better...
He drank the potion and continued on the way to the dragons keep.
where he found a magical..."
--Ring! (LOTR!) lol j/k--
"he found a magical staff, named...
Shakira!
Then he took the staff and proceeded to...
Head up the mountain when he was ambushed by...
the deepest depths of the dragons cave
just when he noticed....
that his sword was flashing, then he went deeper in to the cave and it became darker and darker each step he took when suddenly.......
A group of giant green monkeys that danced like this:
So he cautiously...
raped each monkey. After that he...
swap his sword around their necks
and killed them all. He got bored and continued on his way, he was a branch off, looked dangerous... he debated which path to choose...
He invoked the spirit of the jedi to guide him and to choose the right path then he went to the RIGHT, with sword in hand and shield ready he slowly moved trhu the dark cave until a flame was shot and he quickly blocked it with his shield
He realized it was a minor dragon, and quickly slain it with his sword. He was feeling weak so he ate some flesh. After that he...
continued along untill he found a giant castle, which contained....
when he was in the castle's bridge he saw it belonged to a witch sorceress and her young daughter which was standing in a window, the knight fell in love for her.........when the witch sorceress saw him she imprisoned him in a magical prison..
but the witches daguhter broke him out and they had wild goat secks... after that
...she gave birth to lots of little goats...
And named them all PozerPunk I, PozerPunk II, PozerPunk III, PozerPunk IV...etc.
But then a really big dragon came flying while they were dancing in the roof of the castle and took the princess in his claws and took off flying to the east, the sorceress tried to shoot the dragon down with magical spells but she failed, the sorceress apologized to the knight and then she magically coverted his armor,shield and sword ..... then she told him he must find her daughter and if he did he could marry her"
--Hey pozer could you pls stop posting that crap? if your not gonna be serious then dont mes up the story--
--Crap? Excuse me?
SOME of us around here consider it "lyrical genius".
Just kiddin with ya man, no prob, I'll cut the BS.
Continue on now, heh.--
--Ok lets keep going--
"...summoned a large eagle for the knight to travel on in search of the Princess.
As the knight was in pursuit of the dragon, he appeared to be getting shot at from below him. He was astonished when he looked down and saw...
Orcs were trhwoing javalins and arrows to him, one of the arrows hit the eagle's claw and it made a jump so quick that the knight fell....."
--why would they THROW arrows... lol--
" but, he was falling soo fast, but an old friend he hadn't seen for awhile, a Wiccan, saved him using a levitation spell. Wiccan set him down...
...and told him a long story about how he could find the ability to use magic.
So the knight searched deep within himself for 5 days, and finally, on the 6th day, he began to feel something strange...something new...
He felt the princess hearth and decided to leave his wiccan friend and search for his girl...........
He wandered alone from sea to mountains until finally one day...
but when he found her with the dragon, he discovered....
that they were having freaky dragon/human sex!"
--(sorry I wanted to post a useless one just for fun!
)--
"The knight was so astonished he ripped his one and only condom in half, then marched away, discovering.."
--( Hint: Princess bra - sexy results
)--
"his princess threw her bra at him, hit him in the head and knocked him out.. when he woke up he smelled a sweet aroma. he was in a bed, with tons of pillows, and see thru cloth draped all over it... he awoke to see...
that he had been :0wn:
But the the dragon cam in and said :cats:
and the knight said :whtusay:
then the princess walked in and they lived happy 4 ever they had little dragon knights .
THE END!!!!!
:cls:"
--not actually the end--
"...the dragon looming over him with his jaws wide open!
At that instant, the knight rolled over and un-sheathed his sword!
As the dragon moved in to attack...
he jumped out of the way and swung his sword with all his might. When he looked to see how much he hurt the dragon, he saw....
a huge gash on the dragons chest, yet when he looked again, it was healing itself at a rather rapid rate! What to do...?
he looked aroound, and saw the perfect weapon to use, and it was a...."
--Spatula!!! j/k--
" It was a magical sword called Seiko! With Seiko, he could slay the dragon, but it needed enchantment, so the wounds would not heal.. this is where his Wiccan friend comes in. Using his magic, he summons Wiccan, and when asked to enchant the sword Wiccan says..."
--Then Wiccan pulls his pants down and submits himself to the dragon.
End of Story.
j/k I cannot choose when this story ends, much too much to still happen!--
"of course I will, but I need a magical portus bush from the forest.
So the knight rode off into the forest in search of the prized portus bush...
but whilst in the forest, he encounters the knights of Nee! Oh the horror! what to do? "Nee! Nee!" so he.....
runs away like a little girl.
and runs right off a cliff, and as hes falling,....."
Pretty interesting.. can you tell where a new person picks up? (When it doesn't have the "..." of course.
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