World Record Thread

lol, your signature still freaks me out kagom .

*spits on kagoms sig*

Once again, my finger hurts from scrolling.

Why is life so mean?!

You dont have a middle mouse button?

and how the fuck are you scrolling so much? its not even that big of a page.

you could also use the slider on the side.

But that's too clever! And I always overshoot.

And of course I've got a scroll button. The action of scrolling it down then flicking my finger back up to try again is giving me arthritis at 16. Not good guys!

I mean can you push it down so the arrows appear. That way you can scroll down by just pushing down/up your mouse. You know what I mean, right.

Yes...but I never do that.

you could always hire someone to do it for you.

There's also the Page Up and Page Down buttons.

What's wrong with a picture of my neck and the collar?

What's wrong with a picture of my neck and the collar?

That's a mastiff's collar around my penis damnit. I'm sueing you for copyright infrigement.

I have evidence against you in the forms of photography and people

hynðo ond hæftnyd. Heofon rece swealg.
Geworhton ða Wedra leode
hleo on hoe, se wæs heah ond brad,
wægliðendum wide gesyne,
ond betimbredon on tyn dagum
beadurofes becn, bronda lafe
wealle beworhton, swa hyt weorðlicost
foresnotre men findan mihton.
Hi on beorg dydon beg ond siglu,
eall swylce hyrsta, swylce on horde ær
niðhedige men genumen hæfdon,
forleton eorla gestreon eorðan healdan,
gold on greote, þær hit nu gen lifað
eldum swa unnyt swa hit æror wæs.
þa ymbe hlæw riodan hildediore,
æþelinga bearn, ealra twelfe,
woldon ceare cwiðan ond kyning mænan,
wordgyd wrecan ond ymb wer sprecan;
eahtodan eorlscipe ond his ellenweorc
duguðum demdon, swa hit gedefe bið
þæt mon his winedryhten wordum herge,
ferhðum freoge, þonne he forð scile
of lichaman læded weorðan.
Swa begnornodon Geata leode
hlafordes hryre, heorðgeneatas,
cwædon þæt he wære wyruldcyninga
manna mildust ond monðwærust,
leodum liðost ond lofgeornost.

This was supposed to be my original sig. Too long

http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/ba...rpus-info.html this helps for those crazy symbols you can't get ;-;

I recite the entire epic thrice before going to bed on Wednesdays.

I have a fantasy where some grandma is putting one of her tits inside her pussy and milks it, then milk starts flowing out mixed up with pussy juice and I lick it up. I was loading up Granny Smits (green apples) today and I suddenly thought of that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Robot, read around that grandma picture and see if you talk so normal! :P

Nigga please. I already read that shit.

I see dead people!

Funny, that's what I thought when I saw JFK buy a hot dog at O' Hare.