World Record Thread

I LMAO everytime I look at the tard.

Oh dear god...

You called?

I put that picture on my background and my friends were almost as apalled as me

Didn't you used to date her?

I've heard dating can be fun...never had the chance myself...

You lack mojo.

Man I'm hearing all these crazy stories about Brittish kids having all kinds of orgies and gangbangs. 14yo kids having sleepovers playing sex games and shit like that. Whats up with that then Lenny?

OMG OMG OMG OMG LENNY!!!!! DID YOU GET BLOWN UP?!

Wait... you dont live in London do you?

I could never get so lucky

You poor bastard.

I don't live in London no. I'm 300 miles away.

This is the worst and first bomb attack since the IRA bombings in Manchester in 1996.

There are six 14 y/o girls in my form. So far, 2 have fallen out after one "shagged" the others boyfriend, and 3 have been to pregnancy clinics.

Ya no shit! I heard they do this thing called "daisy chains" and basically all the kids go around from one friends house to the next and shag furiously.

interesting...

I'm sorry to say that that is most probably true...

It's quite sad...

You need to get some too, Lenny. You need to have those daisy chaining bastards to come and visit you some time. If you dont know where to find them here's what to do:

Start by asking those girls who went visiting pregnancy clinics. Also start hanging out with less educated people, they're more likely to go daisy chaining/have sex than higher educated people at around your age. In my own experience these people are often found gathered at parks or childrens playyards.

In other words start hanging out with the chavs??

Here's new for y'all.

How many of you have had the chance to go to the Hard Rock Cafe in London??

Too late now: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/4668157.stm


There's been controlled explosions in Birmingham, and a station in Manchester was closed.

BLIMEY! What does Al'quida have against the Brits? I was watching some of the head honchos over there, like the London Governer and those other guys. They sure are eloquient speakers. No wonder they hate Bush. They're all like "this will no stand, eh?"
...

No wait, thats Canada...
Maybe they'll get attacked soon too 0_<