The next person...

... to not use proper punctuation, capitalization, and grammar gets to give Tidus2k5 the sweetest blowjob he has ever experienced. I can live with a typo, but god damnit why can't you people just type so things are actually capable of being made sense of. I feel like a mother fucking code-breaker trying to read this section anymore.

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Edited by You Fucking Grammar Whore

Nuff Said

Wow Sue. I didn't know that this makes you so mad. I'll try to be better.- Gruesome

Holy shit, Gruesome is actually capable of posting a reply that doesn't look like a 4 year old or glory typed for him!

OOOOWwwwwwwww, that was a hard blow

Yay, Gruesome is capable. It wasn't that hard was it? I am content now. Until Glory posts anyway.

Wow Sue. I didn't know that this makes you so mad. I'll try to be better.- Gruesome

I think the correct answer was "sory zue, dint no tat dis mades u so MADD, me try to do weller".

this is dargoon elites noob nobody here uses punctuation

Ohhhh boy looks like i am getting the sweetest blow job ever tonight from HandOfHeaven.

It will be the one that you remember Tk05.

You will be writing about it in your Diary all week.

Why was 'Diary' capitalized?

Owned!

Because that is what it would say on the cover and aren't titles of books capitalized? Besides, I'm not talking about every single attention to detail being flawless. I'm talking about making an effort to punctuate and write with some structure so sentences flow and can be read as they are meant to be by the author without extra time being spent trying to decipher the essential meaning of the post at hand.

Basically, I don't want posts to look like the ones Glory and Gruesome make like this (Not to single you guys out or anything but you are the ones guilty more often than not. Actually it's mostly Glory that this thread is aimed at the more I look at old posts):

turf u just have to take the high ground and when they come creeping u spring down on them ... thats what i did when i played rumble pit matches there ... and do very well! for sanctuary i think nice sniper a Br/pp and a br/shotgun or sword would do well ... also a little bit of trash talk wouldnt hurt either!! backwash get the sword or shotgun and have the team stay together or in that spire.... enlongation havent played it enough ..... termenal good sniper in the hill by the wrath .. controll of the wrath and rockets and br ppl in the sight of the sniper ... and if able to get the other sniper ... 2 is better then 1 ..... relice at start take ghost to sniper by the sniper bounce , send someone after the rockets and keep 2 at base for hog ruch .. on off hog rush and fuck them up ... make sure to get the bomb guy out early so not blown up and also if its flag just throw it off the base for teammates to get ... also the 4th person in the hog rush gets sniper and snipes rockets or anyone on the platform. gemini get sword shotgun and sniper set sniper on the statu and sword and shotgun run around and fuck ppl up ... 4 person good with smg/pr get that or brute shot . remember its better to stay together in all maps (unless your harris and blow everyone up with one rocket!!!) we should also take time and go through ever map and see if anyone has any ideas ... like putting a person ontop of the center ring in sanctuary

Well it really doesnt matter if the D in capitalized or not. It still doesnt change the fact that you owe me an amazing blow job. I think i will let you warm up by practicing on SteveHarris.