Here I've got an erotic story.
Ok, I was in my chair, sitting, sitting on my computer. I was thinking to myself...Hey! I'm home alone, why not masterbate!?
I went to
www.google.com and typed in "Hot ass babes nekked" Clicked the 'pictures' link. And searched through hundreds of thousands of hotties. There were a few donkeys, and a few hermaphrodites, but otherwise it was mainly hairy babes. I noticed there was some
Motion Lotion left in the bottle, I found the right picture. And I couldn't resist.
I poured the sticky slimeymess onto my penis, and grasped my dick with my hand and started whacking.....
whacking, whacking away...
About 25 seconds later I was done and had a mess all over my clothes,
THE END