I'm back! I think!

If you rant loud enough, the sounds waves can actually make the world go 'round.

Once a "wave" was started at Shea Stadium but opposite sides of the stadium were waving towards the middle then when both sides got to the middle of the wave people starting yelling and cursing like "you dumb fucks!!! you go in one direction!!" I choked on crackerjacks from laughing. Then, because I have Maddox-esque balls, I started doing the wave and asked the guy if he was happy now. He sat down and shut up for the rest of the game. Good I went with friends rather than my parents.

"If life has got you down, kick it into God mode and kick some butt!" Cory Something from a game show. So concentrate on the bad, and die. Concentrate on the good and be invincible. Hmmm...which one should I choose?

I'm basically saying that Shinto needs to toss away his problems before he ends up in a post office.