World Record Thread

I love it.

Mmmm hypnotherapy.

I try to steer clear of anything involving "hypno", after what happened at Prom with the singing and dancing and whatnot....

whatnot: blurred images of men on top of you, passing out again, waking up w/ 2 pairs of panties stuffed in your butt crack, and a pigs head sitting on the bed post. Maybe?

No, whatnot being me thinking I was on American Idol, and so I started singing the Marilyn Monroe version of Happy birthday. "Happy Birthday Mr. President", whilst trying to seduce the male judge with my dancing, with the entire school armed with video cameras in the audience.

Hm. We had guys like that come to our senior class something or other... That musta been hella funny. Happy birthday Mr. President...

Yah, even I have to admit it was pretty amusing. The worst part though, was "waking up" and not knowing what had happened, and having everyone start cracking up whenever they looked at me. I wasn't allowed to see the tape until the next day, but when I did... oh man. It was amazing.

Man, I had that happen to me once too, except it was cause I (proabably)almost overdosed some pills. I woke up and it was like 2 days later. And I had no idea what happened the past day and a half. Then people started telling me things and I was Damn, this sucks. I'm not doing pills nemore.

We don't have proms in England......it seems to me like I'm missing out...

But we have disco's, and you have dances...so you're missing out on the disco bit...

...I'm happy! Things are looking good!

It may be the alcohol talking...or it may be something else...



FREE HAPPINESS FOR ALL!!!!!!!

YES! ....
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So whens this supposed to kick in?

It kickeded in many minutes ago for moi......many many manynyn minutes ago...

I don't know...

Spread a little happiness everlybody!

Damn.............................................. .............................................damn!

Sometimes I hate myself for my own stupidity. I forgot I had email notification on for subscribed threads. That, coupled with not checking my email for a week, meant that when I opened my inbox, i had 335 emails from Chruser telling me about new posts. I wanted to kill him for a second, until I realized that it was my own damn fault

Haha. You suck.


Just kidding. I'm so high.

Always fun. You should take a look at this then.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cometogether.php

OMG! I can't take it anymore. lol thats some crazy shit. Hilarous though!

Try this one on for size...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ifeelfine.php

I've just realised...I'm a senior memeber......

MORE FREE HAPPINESS FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

That 1 didn't do nething. But I turned my speakers up real loud, and there wierd noises coming from it...