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1 part Jagermeister® herbal liqueur 1 part Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur

I wish I was 21 right now.

FYI the drink is also referred to as a Dead Nazi. You can make it a rich dead nazi by adding Goldschlager as well. Jäger and Goldschlager also make a pretty tasty drink together, though I can't recall the name of it at the moment and google isn't really helping.

Does the gold in that drink actually add any flavor or just make it stupidly expensive?

Tupac.

Do you believe Tupac is alive? Do you believe there is "something" like the Illuminati in control of the industry?

Does the gold in that drink actually add any flavor or just make it stupidly expensive?

Neither. It's just for flare, they do similar things with desserts and such. There's less than a dollar worth of gold in a liter of Goldschlager. By my calculations with the current value of gold there is approximately $0.69 worth of gold in a liter.

I've heard a few people say they can taste a difference because of the gold, but I can't personally. I like Goldschlager by itself more than with J, so I've had a lot of it before, and I think people who claim they can taste the gold are full of shit. Goldschlager is my go-to when Fireball isn't available and I want something cinnamon. For anyone who hasn't had either, they basically taste like the atomic fireball or hot tamale candies. Or Big Red.

Ho do you digest gold?

You don't.

No and no.

Have you ever considered becoming an assassin or prostitute?

If you get really drunk off of it do you poop gold?

There's only 13mg in every bottle. It takes 19.3 grams (AKA over 1000x more gold) to make 1 cubic centimeter of gold, which would occupy less space than the the final section of your index finger (at the tip.)

Technically every time you consume it, you poop gold, but the amount is so minor that you will never notice. You'd have to drink enough alcohol to give a metropolitan city alcohol poisoning before you'd have a noticeable amount excreted.

Both at one point or another.

Which do you think would be easier: an assassin who can turn down jobs, or a prostitute who cannot choose who they fuck.

Assassin who can turn down jobs.

Why is that even a question? Kill who you want or fuck everyone? That's just stupid.

If you could kill baby Hitler would you?

I'd serve him up in a stew.

Not kill who you want.
Basically choose who you DON'T want to kill.
Someone doesn't say "I'll pay you to kill whoever you want." "I want to kill Hitler" "ok"
It's
"Kill your mom."
"No."
"Kill... the president."
"No."
"Kill a nigger."
"Ok."

There's a robber in your house, what do you do?

He's a highly attractive robber.

Either give him what he wants or smash his head in with the nearest bludgeoning item I got.