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What if I told you I have a small penis?

Don't care. Genitalia or gtfo.

Hmm.. was I suppose to read that in Morpheus voice?

Goddammit, I hadn't until you posted something about it.

Hmm.. was I suppose to read that in Morpheus voice?

Yes, actually, so +10 points

This is not the thread you're looking for.

I'm starting to think that half of the members of this forum are SmarterChild-style bots that just respond with somewhat related things in an effort to fool you into thinking you're talking to real people.

You know I'm real. We talked on the phone once. That awkward phone call from how long ago?

Isn't our friendship worth $9.99 a year?

You're right, we should all Skype.

Sorry, I don't know what you mean.

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It's not working for me