The Bad Advice Game, Volume 2

Stick your finger in your throat

I'm bored (I'm on Zelaron after all )

Go to a Batman showing and shoot folks. That'll de-bore you as there is no way that could ever go wrong.

Problem: I want to date a German.

Problem: I want to date a German.

Grow a tiny mustache and start goose-stepping around town.


Problem: I have a tummy ache

Eat a whole bunch of spicy foods.


Problem: I can't afford a computer that doesn't have an integrated graphics card.

Problem: I can't afford a computer that doesn't have an integrated graphics card.

Buy the best one you can afford, then break the integrated chip off your current computer and solder it in place on top of the graphics chip in your new computer. Their powers will combine, Captain Planet style.


Problem: I spilled a soda on my floor and don't have any paper towels to clean it up

Clean it up with bleach and ammonia.

Problem: My phone is shit.

Eat it along with your sister's phones and hope they'll do some Yugioh Fusion.

Problem: I haven't been going to the gym as much lately.