The Bad Advice Game, Volume 2

Just sit on the pizza for a few moments to cool it. Make sure you don't wear pants or underwear.

Problem: I've begun to doubt my existence as well as the existence of those around me. What do?

Problem: I've begun to doubt my existence as well as the existence of those around me. What do?

Only things that are real can be shot. If your bullets pass through them without damage, they are imaginary.


Problem: My neighbor mows his lawn way too early in the morning

Kill your neighbor, bang his wife.

Problem: I have to bake baklava, but don't want to.

Kill your neighbor, bang his wife. Problem: I have to bake baklava, but don't want to.

Print out a picture of the baklava and eat it. Saves you time, and you add variety to your diet.

Problem: I keep procrastinating at work.

Problem: I keep procrastinating at work.

Quit.


Problem: I stayed up all night and now my sleep schedule is fucked

Just start using speed from now on. Then you won't have to worry about a sleep schedule!

Probrem: I tink I have Asianitis and I rearry don'no wut I can do to cule it.

Probrem: I tink I have Asianitis and I rearry don'no wut I can do to cule it.

Go bang a rabid dog with AIDS, then you won't be worrying about Asianitis.

Problem: I have erectile dysfunction.