Zela Con Meeting Network

Think of the hilarious hijinks we could have. We could accidentally kill a hooker and bury her body in the middle of nowhere. We could accidentally knock Skurai off the top of a tall building. We could intentionally drink ourselves under the table while eating greasy Mexican and Chinese food.

We could steal a tiger from Mike Tyson

I only support a Zelaron meeting if Skurai's death is somehow involved.

Would you still have a drink or two with me? We could hit a homeless woman in the face with a leg of ham.

This. I'd be down if said event were legitimate.

But then I'd get drunk and make drunk passes at people and you all would be like "Goddammit Kagom, you're such a fucking queer."

The just act like you're drunk.

So you want me to hit on you. VELLY INTELESTING!

No, you dickass I meant D3vs gonna end up saying it regardless. >_>