Obama Binladin

Most people are celebrating, but a few find it suspicious. I saw my father this morning, and he said he thinks they're trying to trick Osama into coming out of hiding (attacking his pride, you see).

Pakistan is threatening to attack us? Didn't they say they have nothing to do with Osama? Aren't they funded by the government?

I don't know what to think anymore. Something seems to... off about all this.