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Posted 2010-03-02, 12:57 PM
Guess what happens?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...2S34.DTL&tsp=1

sfgate said:
Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.

Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM'-en-tel) said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.

However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.

Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.

Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...#ixzz0h2zGSnIC
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Posted 2010-03-02, 02:24 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post "Man Wrecks into a utility pole and then..."
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Posted 2010-03-02, 07:56 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Wow, this definitely deserves the: ..."
He's getting his wee wee shocked in heaven now.
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Posted 2010-03-02, 09:05 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post "Man Wrecks into a utility pole and then..."
Given the low electrical conductivity of air (~30 kV for a 1 cm electric arc with a roughly linear expansion of current/distance), that was pretty much one of very few things he could have peed on with a reasonable probability for genital BBQ. I approve.
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Posted 2010-03-02, 10:37 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "He's getting his wee wee shocked in..."
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He's getting his wee wee shocked in heaven now.
He wanted it. He was into that kinda stuff.
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Posted 2010-03-03, 01:55 PM in reply to Knight Sir Rick's post starting "Given the low electrical conductivity..."
Knight Sir Rick said: [Goto]
Given the low electrical conductivity of air (~30 kV for a 1 cm electric arc with a roughly linear expansion of current/distance), that was pretty much one of very few things he could have peed on with a reasonable probability for genital BBQ. I approve.
What this guy said.
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Posted 2010-03-04, 11:07 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "What this guy said."
I'm really sad I couldn't find the original... oh well.
Good enough.
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