Would decriminalization or legalization damper religion?

The one country that claims to be completely free of religion

I'm assuming by this statement you've either never left the country or are assuming it is 1776?

Agreed, lol. Outside the US, religious people are generally considered crazy.

Looks like it's time to run off and build giant robots...

So how long before our country catches up?

Long, long time.

I'm feeling unusually patriotic, now...

Even if you have a spiritual experience,
chances are with more and more people
being born--nobody will have any privacy.
With the increasingly complex bullshit
and stupidity that people face everyday:
like the online forums, the ugly shopping
centers, the idiotic racism of likeminded
people--the room for having any spiritual
experience gets smaller and smaller.
Just think, all the stupidity of the
people you tolerate starts to form a
world waiting for some genius to blow it
up.

Mdselctr, if you haven't seen Idiocracy, you need to.