Skittles banned.

That must be the gayest thing I've ever read. I don't know how to better convey, with words, how gay that was. You. Are. Gay.

I am not gay!
How is it that the expression my loyalty, and the realization that I am, indeed, respected by someone (or something like that) gay?
Infact, Grav, I think you were the first to accuse me, right? Is it possible that you, yourself, have a hidden complex? Yes! Grav, you are a Gay Pedophile. It all makes sense, from this point of view.