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Posted 2009-05-26, 10:33 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "You'll never serenade a girl with the..."
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You'll never serenade a girl with the drums. As a matter of fact, playing the drums is barely even a factor in whether or not you get laid.
Buying a guitar to serenade to women as a sole factor seems like a bad route to go.














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Posted 2009-05-26, 10:48 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Buying a guitar to serenade to women as..."
Who said I got it for that reason alone? I love playing the guitar.

Just saying, the only girls going for the drummer are the ones that know they can't have the lead guitarist.
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Posted 2009-05-26, 11:25 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Who said I got it for that reason..."
!King_Amazon! said: [Goto]
Who said I got it for that reason alone? I love playing the guitar.

Just saying, the only girls going for the drummer are the ones that know they can't have the lead guitarist.
I can agree with that, playing percussions on your knees with spoons will only get you laid by crackhead homeless women.














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Posted 2009-05-27, 11:39 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "I can agree with that, playing..."
I want my baby

I miss her so much when I'm at work. When I'm at home, she stays with me. I haven't put her back in her case since Friday when I got her, seriously.

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Posted 2009-05-27, 05:27 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I want my baby :( I miss her so much..."
Nice, nice.
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Posted 2009-05-26, 10:48 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Buying a guitar to serenade to women as..."
lol, yea. Musical skills probably increase your odds if you're already fairly good with women, but I doubt it'll be a deal maker or breaker with the average woman.
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