How do you handle money?

As weird as this sounds, it depends on how I'm feeling. Some days I prefer having big bills, other days I prefer small bills.

It's either annoying or amusing when someone comes to cash their payroll check and they're all like "Can I have it in smaller bills? It makes me feel richer". Amusing if it's a small check, and annoying if it's a huge check.

Never heard that, but you'd best be betting that my pimp hand would bring down its wrath on the fool.