car crash

my mom, after cleaning around the house, had a sugar drop, so we rushed out to get something to eat. While on our way, my mom started bitching and spouting random non-sense (a common symptom from someone who suffers a hypoglycemic condition, such as, irritation, drowsiness, dizziness, which in this case she was irritated) the simplest/wisest thing to do is to shut the hell up and let her vent on random crap that makes no sense what so ever. So while completely ignoring her (because some of the things she says kind of hurt sometimes) i barely paid attention to the road, when i did look forward (goddamned day dream) i noticed we where going too fast towards the front car, when i finally noticed we where going at 45mph and the car upfront was stationary, i quickly yelled "holy shit, MOM" since she was dizzy, well, instead of breaking, she stepped on the accelerator, all the day to home >_> so yeah, BANG! (thank god for seat belts) oddly enough the crash wasn't so BIG the bumper just got scrapped, no lights were broken, ( the part that you lift to see the motor, i forgot what it's called, so i always say chasis >_>) got lifted up a tad in the front, the sides got turned in badly so you can like see the motor, if you shift your head 30 degrees the guy had that fat ass plastic bumper? you know the kind that can take a beating, and STILL hold it's own? yeah so we broke 1 back light, and it got bent inside, but the fking plastic is so strong, it didn't even get scraped, aprox. (from the cop that showed up) it's about 150$ repairs >_> so yeah we didn't do hell to the car xD (i'm impressed though, that crappy car took one hell of a hit, i think I'm going to get that as my car >_>) so thanks to my brilliant father (lol) we only have compulsive insurance >_> so now we have to whip out 1,780$ in damages out of our pockets. Freaking hell.........everyone was fine, my mom ate and her sugar rose, no need for hospital, but it kinda shook us xD

Holy shit your lucky man.