So I got this girl a cashmere sweater

Same!

i have used seinfeld to teach me how to handle social situations


it hasnt really worked that well...apparently forcing moments of "mild shock and awe" at things that i don't agree with and waving my hand in an "eh" whenever i just want to brush a subject off and saying "thats a shame" at mildly tragic circumstances just makes people disrespect me more

But it's okay because you're Mantralord.

Ya cmon man. Don't you tell them about your awsomeness on Zel?