Yo

Wait, couches float? (Image of a man catching a huge wave with a couch under him)

Yes, yes they do.

I'll check in once in a while if I get the chance. HOPEFULLY something'll happen before the end of this week so I don't have to do the whole couchsurfing thing =o

good luck finding a job, come back soon.

I have a job in sight, I just gotta keep pestering them a bit more.

You're gonna be a fluffer?

No. I'm hoping to get a job at a day care center located in a gym.

Best wishes, buddy. Job hunting sucks.