I'm about to do something very stupid

"It says on your chart that you're fucked up. Uh... You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded."

Hum naye janta tum bulaaye.

Yay, Idiocracy.

Good movie. "Welcome to Costco. I love you."

No no. Indeed it was an error on your part. When one is writing a legitimate paper, there is no room for assumptions to be made. Even though your post was not a legitimate paper, I thought I would go ahead and add my two cents on the subject during a break from one of the four essays I am working on for my Associates in Science degree.
As the saying goes, Grav, "When you assume, you make an ASS out of U-and-ME."
Moving on though...

Congrats on keeping your snake caged, whoever-made-this-thread. Loyalty is definitely a neccessity if you wish to live a happy, successul life.

Even within the academic realm of journalistic texts, the author and reader share the responsibility of implication and inference.

Well I'm convinced you're both fags and you are, in fact, having sex with each other.

Made me lol. Ya know, KA, you're good for one every now and then.

Even within the academic realm of journalistic texts, the author and reader share the responsibility of implication and inference.

I agree, for that is true in any scope of linguistic and symbolic conversation. However, the writer always leads his or her audience where they want their audience to go, for that is the purpose of any and all texts. It should be kept in mind at all times when writing an academic text to not lead your readers into the blind oblivion that vague writings can, and do in fact offer. That is the practice of an excellent writer.

The next person to talk like a fag in this thread is getting banned.

"Fellate me."

Well that isn't necessarily gay. Depends on who you say it to.

I agree, but I disagree with your sentiment towards my statement. I'll leave it at that, for risk of being homothug'd by K_A.

I'm going to have to sic upgrayedd on both of y'all...

Swish!

How did this thread go from potentially being a new Zeleron sex drama to a grammatic shoot-out?

Wait - I don't actually care.

Then why did you post?

I think it was to point out the fact that you are gay.

Aha, I see. Why did he not just come right out and say that, then?

I guess he isn't an asshole like me.