Your First Kiss?

Yo?

My friends boyfriend kissed me once right in front of her at her birthday party much to my suprise and distaste. He also tried to feel me up underneath the water at the beach we were at.

Outside of that, no willing kisses on my part.

Are you saying you weren't willing when you made out with me?

Far from, my mentally disabled acquaintance.

Also, that wasn't me you were making out with. It was a cactus.

Far from, my mentally disabled acquaintance. Also, that wasn't me you were making out with. It was a cactus.

Easy mistake.

I get that a lot.

So you mean you DIDN'T give me herpes? YAY!

Just so you know, that cactus was a whore at that party. All the guys shared it. I was in the background laughing my ass off.

So no, I didn't give you herpes, but you may have gotten it from the sloppy 15th's.

thank god i was the first to go then

You went back for seconds later that night.

...and thirds.

Far from, my mentally disabled acquaintance. Also, that wasn't me you were making out with. It was a cactus.

Your first kiss was from Thanatos?

I cant really make fun of Kyeruu for not having his kiss yet because there are some pretty tight people on these boards that havn't either.

That still doesnt give you an excuse to be a retard, Kyeruu.

Like you ever needed an excuse you munchkin.

With all due respect, I'm bigger than you are.

...What?

I think he means thanatos is a rapist!