Stupid things you've done recently

You should have known she just wanted you to leave the new girl. It's obvious.

yeah, I was an idiot....she just wanted me cos somebody else had me, then when she saw I came right back she decided it wasnt worth it.....funny thing is that right after she told me she didnt want to be with me I went to the hot girls apt and fucked the shit out of her.....ahhh good times

yeah, I was an idiot....she just wanted me cos somebody else had me, then when she saw I came right back she decided it wasnt worth it.....funny thing is that right after she told me she didnt want to be with me I went to the hot girls apt and fucked the shit out of her.....ahhh good times

She didn't even really want you back. She didn't want to see you with another girl so she told you she wanted you back so you would end it with the other girl and then she told you she wasn't sure if she wanted you back.

She played you homie.

I kicked Grav's ass in video games and forgot to scoff at him. The largest mistake of my life.

This weekend, i got played by a hot girl. She called me up and said she was coming over for a bit. Also that we should drink and be alone so dont invite anyone else So, she came to my room at around 2:30 in the am, and we started "partying." After a hour of hardcore drinking and nostop sexual talk, i leaned in for a kiss. She got up, walked to my door, smiled and winked then walked out of the building. I was very pissed. And this isnt the first time this girl has played with me before, so thats why im stupid.

Hahaha

BURN!!!

I told my best friend his gf would rather just play with her pussy than spend time with him... And his gf is now pissed, but he doesn't seem to mind now that they broke up.

All in all I was acting very stupid that day, I got stabbed in the crotch too. (By aforementioned best friend)

I got stabbed in the crotch too. (By aforementioned best friend)

Literally or figuratively?