Hai, everyone =). =).=).

Hai, everyone. I'm kaos. I was searching google for "amezing pocket-sized orangutans that can be taught to feed your sexual desires with brain-washing experiments and lots of Tai-Chi exercises" when I came across this forum...and, coincidently, was logged on already .

So...anyone care to gimme an update on what's happened since I've been gone? ?

Me and Grav owned a noob.

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41089

Pretty much this faggot came to the forums and lied about his friend dying and all kinds of other emo shit, then when everyone called him out on his lies he made a thread saying he was going to leave, but he just made a new account and actually started flaming himself and shit. Fun read IMO.

Stop randomly disappearing you newb.

Me and Grav owned a noob. http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41089 Pretty much this faggot came to the forums and lied about his friend dying and all kinds of other emo shit, then when everyone called him out on his lies he made a thread saying he was going to leave, but he just made a new account and actually started flaming himself and shit. Fun read IMO.

Lol, another thread to put on the Zel Hall of Fame...

Stop randomly disappearing you newb.

Yeah, I'll try to stay longer this time.

It's the short term memory loss that's affecting you kaos. You forget all about zel for like 3 months, remember that it's still here, post a little bit, then forget for another 3 months. It's a vicious cycle.

You don't know how fucking true that post is. Theres that, then I've been pretty busy tryin' to make bank.

Welcome back

Thanks =). Seems like Zelaron has takin' a new phase and turned into an RPG Maker forums.

Nah, there's just an influx of newbs who haven't a clue how to do anything, and who also can't be bothered to read archives.

Welcome to Zel, btw! I'm sure you'll fit right in.

I need more kaneda soap opera pls

We're not due for another one for a coupe of months yet.

Where are the Zagggons... the Slaynishes...

Where the whipping boys I once loved so much?

Slaynish pops on occasionally.

I last saw zagggon a couple of months after I joined.

Our new whipping boys seem to be kyerru and zonalon... and you can't really call them boys, for obvious reasons.

anyone remember that one time i posted quikspy's penis pix

Lols I (vaguely) do.

that was classic......oh man so much fucke dup shit has happened here, quispys penis, kagom's homosexual furry sex life, kaneda caught, kaneda is the father, etc

Thankfully before my time.

Dickspy was classic.

lol i dont think i remember it but im sure it happened while i was around

You did not own him at all you lacked the one piece of the puzzle to achieve total victory even though I made several hints at it. Until then I grade you at a 95 of 100!